Gentle Beard Soccer

A comedy of errors. Outspoken voice talking U.S Soccer, MLS, Premier League, and bush league.

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@ManUtd Worst United team in 40 years. Congratulations!

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Terminate every contract with immediate effect. #MUFC #MUNOL @ManUtd

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

The sad part is that even if they #FireBerhalter, it'll be just another mediocre and disappointing hire from #USSF. They just care about the dollar amount we make from #WC2026, not the results of our games.

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@theoldzealand Vibez

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Fox Sports are the biggest pushers of the MLS agenda when it comes to the #USMNT. It's so so bad. I can't stand their coverage anymore.

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

John Strong literally said "Christian Roldan was the USMNT's Ace in the Hole for the last Gold Cup" as he missed the crucial final penalty to give Panama the chance to win. You can't make this shit up. #USMNT #USAPAN

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Can now CONFIRM that Canada is NOT an island nation. #USMNT #USAvCAN @USMNT @ussoccer

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

Why did the announcer become Mickey Mouse?

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@jtbatson "Search Process"??? They hired the man they just let off the hook....

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@USMNT I'd rather have BJ 😂

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Mistake. Why even go through everything the federation did just to appointment the same mild sauce manager we had before. #USMNT @ussoccer

[Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC]

50% Dragon. 50% Devil. 100% Red. Wrexham play @ManUtd in San Diego, July 25th!

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@TotalSoccerShow The Big Thing this week be like:

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

@MKE_ProSoccer @IronDistrictMKE Milwaukee Draft FC

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

And also....maybe no GGG? Probably be a good start in the process. #BerhalterOut

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Really hoping to see some new faces in the #USMNT come next year. Need to phase out some of the old heads and hype/vibes guys. We could've really used some actual depth at WC22. #USA #USSF @USMNT @ussoccer

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Mbappe is just ridiculous. Game on. #ArgentinaVsFrance

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Where. Is. Gio. Reyna. #USAvENG #USMNT

[Gentle Beard Soccer @GBeardSoccer]

Too bad he won't get any service in the #USMNT system. All he has to do is play, as he isn't expected to score goals per Berhalter.

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

🚨 USMNT international Ricardo Pepi with FC Groningen today

☑️ 90 min
⚽️ 2 goals
🚀 3 shots
🔑 2 chances created
❌ 100% tackles won
⚔️ 8 duels won
💪 100% successful dribbles
✅ 9.0 fotmob rating (MOTM)

5 g/a in the Eredivise with just 4 games played. 📈