Gordo's Boardos

“Bordo is a term that describes a bad kid that tells you how to play the game when in fact he doesn’t know how to play the game at all and may rage quit”

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Bump @SDGrowlerVan

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Just woke up from a nap. @KoryMegtweets get me some water. I’m thirsty

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Quiplash coming in hot right now. Join us! #gpli room code

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@KoryMegtweets bout to dominate

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The board here at #GordosBoards got their youthful hockey playoff beards sprouting. @Avalanche, how we looking over there?! #letsgoAvs

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@GordosBoardos Been submerged in the #BordoThinkTank for days trying to think of the latest and greatest. The new intern was coming up with some gems! Where in the hell were you?

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With our 1.5m+ followers, we’re anxious to hear your greatest #FarkleShame. It’s been reported (and confirmed through multiple sources) that @jgoodbadokay could only drink out of a shot glass for a week 🙈. So what’s farkled you?!

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@GordosBoardos @boombaby55 Submit your updated resume to [email protected]. Be sure to tell us your favorite board game and why. Excited to hear from you!

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#BordoThinkTank will be celebrating 1 week on the new handle at @tahonamezcal. If you can spot a board member, a round of tacos on us!
Also, more details on #WayLow coming soon!

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@GordosBoardos I think we need to fire the intern that started this mess...

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I beat my cat at farkle last night. Loser had to poop in public
#FarkleShame

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@Wizards, @Hasbro, when is MLB Showdown going to make a comeback? The #BordoThinkTank could lend a hand in that endeavor.

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Stayed tuned for our first game release, #WayLow. Even though there’s no board, all you need are 3 dice. More details to come. #BordoThinkTank

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Playing Family Feud 2 right now and crushing. Almost as hot as that Richard Dawson game #SurveySaysMuah