Michael Beckham

I sell worms for a living and drive an RV. (NOT COUSIN EDDIE)

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

Criticism was well deserved, but Beamer has responded by doing exactly what we asked him to do.

Fired weak links. ✅
Hired top names. ✅
Kept recruiting class together. ✅
Retained top players. ✅
Traded up some roster spots. ✅

We’ll see if it works, but he’s on a mission.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@SCweather_wx Pindo is looking nice. 👍

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

Europeans in the comments have clearly never experienced an epic thunderstorm brought on by a hot, humid American summer.

[Instant Foot ⚽️ @lnstantFoot]

🚨 NOUVELLE INFO INQUIÉTANTE SUR LA COUPE DU MONDE ‼️ Les matchs de la Coupe du monde pourraient connaître de TRÈS LONGUES interruptions en cas d’orages ! ❌⛈️⏳

Aux États-Unis, la loi est claire : si un éclair est détecté dans un rayon d’environ 13 km autour d'un stade, 𝗹𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲́𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗲́𝗲. Les joueurs doivent rentrer aux vestiaires et les spectateurs sont mis à l’abri. 🚫

Le match ne peut reprendre qu’après 30 minutes sans nouvel éclair détecté. À chaque nouvel impact, le compteur repart à zéro... 🔄

Résultat : certains matchs pourraient être retardés de plusieurs heures. ⛈️

(@TheAthleticFC)

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@paddypower @ConorSketches Chair kick was on point. 🤣

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@HJhughes79 2nd best IMO. For me, True Lies has it all.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@_MancityGee Not even close.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

Ingenious advertising

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@PolitlcsUK I understand the anger, but this isn’t the answer.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@UKFootyBible Legend

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@lukestanley03 Opposing fans:

Win under Pep: He’s a checkbook manager.

Pep retires: You just lost the best ever. You suck now.

What about Mancini and Pellegrini?: Oh, you cheated, 115.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@Keir_Starmer Better late than never.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

Shamelessly stolen:

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@Lea_EFC The two shit penalties were immensely satisfying for a hate watch.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

15 portal entries from an appallingly bad team.

Yeah, I’m still good with the decision to nuke it and start over.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@HJhughes79 At some point in time, I just don’t think I want a mailbox anymore. I do everything electronically anyway. Snail mail is almost entirely a physical spam box these days. Screw that.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

More like he sold them a classic car at auction, and they proceeded to rice it out.

[Super Nintendo Chalmers ‏ @CptTruth_]

@GeeksGamersCom George Lucas sold Disney a lemon... hahaha

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@Londonblue_2 Nothing will top Treble Jack. If the Madchester movement was still on, Jack would be on an album cover.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

This also includes Europeans moving to other European countries, but they won’t tell you that.

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Foreign born population of each country :

Jan 2001 Jan 2025
🇦🇹 8.7% 22.5%
🇧🇪 8.4% 20.2%
🇩🇰 4.8% 14.4%
🇫🇷 5.5% 14.0%
🇩🇪 8.9% 20.5%
🇬🇷 6.9% 11.0%
🇮🇸 3.1% 21.8%
🇮🇪 4.0% 23.3%
🇱🇺 37.5% 51.5%
🇳🇱 4.1% 16.8%
🇳🇴 4.1% 18.7%
🇸🇮 2.1% 15.5%
🇪🇸 3.4% 19.3%
🇸🇪 5.3% 20.8%
🇬🇧 4.3% 20.0%

Now add children born to foreign parents and the situation looks even worse.

We are living through the demographic annihilation of the people of Europe.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@TylerHead18 Bullpen catcher straddling the outfield wall is peak celebratory performance.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@11point7 @CondorDawg92 He was looking into the stands above the dugout you dumbass.

[Michael Beckham @GCCBeckham]

@martynziegler If by “England” you mean Arsenal’s bullshit, yeah.