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ALT FACTS HAVE UNCOVERED SHOCKING PRESS CENSORSHIP. UNREDACTED UPDATE HERE:

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BREAKING: Financial demise in @GCPBH2017 and @GcpMexico2017 leads to national takeover by Shivcorp and capitalist world domination.

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@GCPLusaka2017's "Zambian diplomacy" culminates in devasting resource exploitation by @GCPChina2017 and exponential increase in NCD burden

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BREAKING: Economic ruin across the world (except @GcpKansas2017) as countries fail to agree deal with Shivcorp.

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Public service announcement from the GCP Press: #VOTELABOUR2017

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@GcpMexico2017 jezza is ashamed of u mexico #forthefewnotthemany

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BREAKING: PROMISING DEAL FOR EQUITABLE GLOBAL VACCINE ACCESS UNDER THREAT AS DICTATORSHIP EMERGES IN @GcpMexico2017

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BREAKING: SHOCKING CORRUPTION FROM CHINA AND MEXICO WREAKS UTTER DEVASTATION IN INDIA https://t.co/rnn27xtpt5

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LOOK AT THIS DEVASTATION!!!! https://t.co/jvyCTQXMf9

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DEVASTATION

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@GcpMexico2017 btw anonymous insider = @GcpKansas2017 and @GCPLusaka2017

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ANONYMOUS INSIDER AT MEETING: "@GcpMexico2017 THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD. THEIR COCKINESS MAY COST THEM THE DEAL."

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BREAKING: A @GcpKansas2017 SPY WAS EXPELLED FROM MEETING BETWEEN @GCPChina2017 and @GCPLusaka2017

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@GCPIndia2017

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@GCPIndia2017 planning to hoard new vaccine in scenes reminiscent of Indonesia in 2007. #indianesia

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@GCPLusaka2017 Sucking up to China as usual?

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It's 2069 and today @GcpMexico2017 gets revenge. #flune

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RUMOURED AFTERMATH OF #FLUNE: @GCPIndia2017 has gone rogue, @GcpKansas2017 and @GCPChina2017 are not happy and @GcpMexico2017 has no friends

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@GCPLusaka2017 #pooking

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Happy FLUne 2060! #flune

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@GCPpress2017 hey traitors @GCPLusaka2017