Bartolo

4’z

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Waste as much paint as you need. But don’t you dare waste a fuckin canvas.

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

This is the epitome of financial illiteracy. And that’s what the organizations are banking on, when it comes to you dumb fucks making this kind of money

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

When are y’all gonna accept that shit wasn’t good to begin with

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Why doesn’t YOUR weed make YOUR eyes red anymore?

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

why weed don’t make your eyes red no more?

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Yes, yes I do

[Chief Ron @DoGoodRon_]

Niggas don't know bout that animated Spawn show though

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

I think I finally understand what Freddy Mercury meant when he sang “Can anyone find me someone to love”. Cause I clearly don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Literally was having this thought the other day

[solé @layxsnv]

Drunk people be having a ball not knowing they pissing everybody off😂

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Don’t use a latex glove on me. Idc what kind of lube/oil you got

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Not the case at all 😂

[DJ Bri Mafia @OG_Bri]

You know how some bars don’t sell Hennessy in order to steer away black people?

Moscato is the wine version of Hennessy.

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

She didn’t want to shake your hand. You should have left it at that and called it a day.

[Sen @SensatiionuL]

Indya Marie was shocked after finding out she was speed dating a 20 year old and refused to shake his hand while asking King68 if the 40 seconds were up 😬👀💀

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Sounds like the crazies are out tonight 😂

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Don’t do this. This is lame

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Text that girl who friendzoned you now saying “Hey, I don’t want to be just friends anymore, Let’s go on a date this weekend to talk things out”. Drop a screenshot of her reply under this tweet. If she declines, block her line and move on.

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

The man is literally in a court room

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

ain’t no way this is where the pic is from 😭

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

So you admit you’re not logical?

[SHANG 🥡 @TBSHANG]

i can’t stand a nigga that’s tit for tat like your main purpose as a man is to lead and be logical, so why are you mirroring me and ts i do out of emotion? who tf gone be the man if we both acting like bitches?

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

You’re upset the child YOU gave up, life didn’t go the way you planned?

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Ima say it again…. This world is a scary place❗️❗️❗️Imagine you put your daughter up for adoption because you can’t take care of her physically, mentally or financially. 35 years later you receive a letter from the adoption agency and you’re in shock but anxious because you think the child is reaching out to meet you, only to read the letter and find out that your child went missing 21 years prior when she was 14 and they found a Jane doe that they believe is your child’s body but they need your DNA to confirm if it’s her or not. BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE! You then find out that it is your child and she was unalived by her adopted mother’s husband and buried in their backyard THE ENTIRE TIME!

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Me

[Kestin @keskanana]

I don't think any normal person can be single for 2 years straight

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

If you as an adult, have a jacket on, why doesn’t your child/grandchild have one on🤔

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

They’re both trash, doesn’t matter?

[PRINCE ANGELUS @PRINCE_ANGELUS_]

Niggas will call Doechii a plant, yet ignore Sexy Redd. Sexy Redd had Drake features before she dropped an album…. But y’all not ready for that convo

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

Probably to eat maybe

[Raksha @caraksha103]

People who eat alone at restaurants… what’s the reason?

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

I’m at work Elmo

[Elmo @elmo]

Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

[Bartolo @GC_SLR]

It wasn’t that good and the first place, and y’all are just lifting the veil you placed on yourself to disguise it.