Gladys Cowsracer

Once a Primark model, now a bird scarer. interests include, standing still. #followback #crowsbeforehoes #mybossisadick

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

Self-isolation fuckers! #stayhome #stayinthecabinet

[Em @emmie_cowie]

@GCrowsracer 🤨
This anything to do with you?

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

Melting. #heatwaveuk

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

Bit deflated in the balloon department. Comes with age I suppose

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

I fucking hate sheep

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@darty_sp Fo sho mo fo

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@st3venwilliams I'm currently have the top of my head grown on the back of a mouse in a laboratory somewhere in Kazakhstan... so fingers crossed

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@newlandfarm Not half! I've ordered some new arms, the gesticulater 3000s they're the fucking biz

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

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[Natural England @NaturalEngland]

General licences for bird control: major changes to licensing requirements will take effect from Thursday 25 April 2019. If you rely on the 3 licences GL 04/05/06 to control corvids, Canada goose, some species of gulls and pigeons please read this. https://t.co/jnUTOfs1lr

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

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[Andrew Uphill @AndrewUphill]

Bio security is a big part of keeping Australian farms & business pests & disease free. Come clean Go clean. Training video on how to wash activists if they come onto your property.

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@emmie_cowie Sought of swinging from side to side. Bloody piles!

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

Alright Sisters?

#InternationalWomensDay

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@aliceinwellies Who knew selling horse tranquillisers to school children was illegal. Crazy bastard world

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@emmie_cowie The top half of my head is still missing, which is a shame

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

These aren't fucking models! Bet they've never kept crows off 22 acres of spring barley before! Fucking amateurs

[Agrifac UK @AgrifacUK]

Agrifac AiCPlus technology scoops Silver future innovation award at @lammashow 2019. Here, Steven Koop accepts the award. #Lamma19

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@EmilyBaah Come and work with me Baah

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

Bollocks! This'll sting tomorrow.
#mybossisadick with a hedge cutter

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

I'm high as a fucking kite! It's nowt to do with the smack either. The wind's given me liftoff, like a majestic eagle I'm soaring over the counties. If you see me, shout hello, to which I'll probably reply - Screw you, you flightless, land- loving donkey dicks! 🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Gladys Cowsracer @GCrowsracer]

@emmie_cowie @steven_pass @rickkinley @ChasSutcliffe @elwynhendre @MikeCrawshaw4 @Brownsvilleted Just an ass