gdogz

software engineer
he/him

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[ESPN @espn]

The ultimate Cane 💪🔥

Two decades later, Rod Brind’Amour is bringing the Stanley Cup to Raleighwood ONCE AGAIN! 🏆

[Mike ☭🇵🇸 @xinspiteofx]

Chat GPT fall out boy be like This isn’t just a scene; it’s also an arms race

[big boy boucher 🍕 @abendytendy]

bunch of grown ass millionaire men huddled up around a phone smiling ear to ear giggling their butts off at a pedophile making corny ass sexist jokes about their peers it does not get much lamer than this

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

AOC: "Your primary elections, our primary elections determine the kinds of Democrats that get elected to office, because the Democrats primary elections are where people decide who they want to represent the Democratic Party. And so if you're not participating in your primary elections, you're not shaping the kinds of Democrats that go to office. And so I definitely recommend looking up your primary election and participate."

[clo 🕷️ @clovescence]

fix your social media addiction with one simple trick

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

🌶️Hot take: It’s okay for leftists to have hobbies and passions.

☢️Scorched Earth Take: Leftists should engage with popular culture. That’s where the people are.

[lily 🦇 @munkaei]

#Superman

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

you guys are being sooooo weird on the website where we created an economy of clout for Who Can Be The Most Mean About Stuff

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

during burr's recent wtf appearance he said "I'm really proud of the fact that my kids aren't afraid of me" and that's just been rattling around in my head for a few weeks

[gdogz @GDOGZ2001]

@FishInBubb @furmissle @TheoVon Right, like Hollywood loves him saying “free Luigi” and promotes it in their “codes of etiquette “ 🤨

[gdogz @GDOGZ2001]

Yeah we're cooked

https://t.co/VgdDbb93GC

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix execs tell screenwriters to have characters “announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along”

They also have thousands of micro-genres including “casual viewing” which is used for movies/TV that go down best when you’re not paying attention.

(Source: https://t.co/KIZ2gKloK4)

[David 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @discordspies]

Leftist circles are extremely hostile to men which drives away the only men worth having in the movement; ones with both a conscience and a spine.

[Barstool Pack @BarstoolPack]

PAYTON WILSON IS AN ANIMAL

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

what if a beautiful animated movie looked like a Capital One commercial

[gdogz @GDOGZ2001]

https://t.co/4xoIeMWwZm