Genevieve Deann

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[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

My mom hates me! Why would you send me the HAR link to my childhood home? I was fine until now. 😭

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

One day I’ll learn to not procrastinate.

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

I just realized my sons birthday party is in a week and I haven’t done ANYTHING!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

The glow up that happens after a break up is WILD!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

@milfymonster @milfyidiot

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

Ooh you’re tired of me?

Take a nap!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

Wouldn’t be a river trip if I didn’t lose my drivers license! 🙄

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

My childhood home is about to go on the market and it’s honestly heartbreaking…

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

Sometimes I want to quit my job to become an esthetician just so I can remove ingrown hairs! It’s so satisfying!!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

Whoever stole our lawnmower YOUR MOMS A HOE! 🖕🏼

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU HAVE KIDS WITH.

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

My Coochie waxer is currently going through her hoe phase and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!! I’m absolutely here for it!!!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

I’ve had the same AirPods for 4/5 years now and those suckers have been through it. (Including the washer..multiple times) but they still work! 😬

My husband bought me new ones for Mothers Day and HOLY CRAP! These are amazing! I’ve been missing out!

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

It’s so hard to protect my daughters from everything I went through. I never got a chance to heal from any of it.

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

I feel like the little girl in me needs a hug. 🥺

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

I need to go home and go back to bed. I can’t stop crying! 😭

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖍 🖤 @milfyidiot]

If you don’t wanna deal with a hot baby mama, maybe you shouldn’t pursue someone with 2 kids.

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

It’s one thing to be sick but to be sick and on your period at the same! 🤧

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

My brother burns on average 1500-1800 calories per workout. I only have 2 questions, what crack is taking? And can I have some?

[Genevieve Deann @GDeann]

My baby daddy’s mustache really bothers me. Just let it go my guy!! 🤣