The Gar

Garvin Wolfe van Dernoot they/them

[The Gar @GDernoot]

On the next Sam says @dropout

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up

[The Gar @GDernoot]

@bruhhsprouts Girl why does this keep happening to you

[The Gar @GDernoot]

When I watched this the first time like nine years ago I said that looks a lot like my friend griffin and then I texted him and he was like yeah that’s me

[six 🇬🇭 @Sixfever]

First thing that came to mind

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Was trying to google that blowjob tweet that blew up and you won’t believe what searching “viral blowjob tweet” returns

[The Gar @GDernoot]

God this looks like absolute dogshit

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.

Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Hey @Criterion put the Kurosawa collection back in print please

[The Gar @GDernoot]

The concept of only knowing rob reiner from the wolf of Wall Street

[nuz @punishednuz]

rest in peace to rob reiner and michele reiner. i haven't seen any of his movies but i've been crying laughing at his role in the wolf of wall street since i was thirteen years old

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Eating good pizza before liv gets to, #win

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Eating good pizza before liv gets to, #win

[The Gar @GDernoot]

@ireneephil @notdavidhart I’d post you everyday you’d never have to worry

[The Gar @GDernoot]

@pierceisliving Rare pierce L

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Hard not to be constantly overwhelmed by dread these days, god forbid I have a cigarette at the end of the day to cope

[The Gar @GDernoot]

This is kind of the plot of children of dune

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

President Pope would be so sick. Fuck it, let’s go crazy

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Just saw the most interesting man in the world at this hotel pool: large, colorful tattoos of every oil company’s logo and a belly button piercing

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Almost exactly a year later I got them to agree to read Dune. The voice of the outer world shall be heard, Muad Dib your holy war continues with me

[The Gar @GDernoot]

My turn to pick the book club book and got shut down when I suggested Dune but I shall not fret. The message of the Lisan al Gaib shall not be silenced, Muad Dib’s legacy will live on, I see a holy war spreading across the universe like an unquenchable fire, a warrior religion th

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Liv is back on instagram. Recession indicator

[The Gar @GDernoot]

Listened to the full Chappell/call her daddy episode and I really don’t see what people were taking issue with

[The Gar @GDernoot]

I had been dating this girl for about five months. We each go home for the holidays. With no notice, she doesn’t text me for a week. Said it was because she realized I wasn’t the one and couldn’t think of anything to say to me

[0x @0xstilldeyyy]

Dating doesn’t mean we need to talk daily!

[The Gar @GDernoot]

@sexin_my_xbox Was waiting for you to come along

[The Gar @GDernoot]

The Goat, or Who is Sylvia by Edward Albee

[mau @rllydu]

bringing her home to meet the family:
“mom, dad, meet my goat”