feral owner who has missed you so much that they cannot wait a second longer to have you so they rip off your underwear and manhandle you into bed until you give up your fight and let them do as they please.
Hey puppy.
Nothing like a big, shiny, rubbery dog to make your week better, huh?
Relax pup. Watch your big Daddy dog show off for a bit.
(CW: Lots of bulge ๐)