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JUST IN!! Cardi B says NO to juice and Oreos!?!?!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Drinking juice after eating Oreos 😒.....Never again.

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Going back to your ex is like cheating on your diet, once a week isn’t that big of a deal

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Bout to maximize the level of litness

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#SHOTGUN

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#GETFUQT

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I'M LUSTING #NECESSITIES

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It's about to be #MothersDay and you thots need to start thinking about your actions ahead of time #nohoeingonmothersday

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If you go back in time and kill Hitler than Elon musk might not have been born #fucknazis

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Most of you hoes are tropes, lol btw Zuck just told me what “trope” means

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Tip toeing through the brewery store @JODYHiGHROLLER

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In case you were wondering..

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BREAKING NEWS! @LilNasX gay?!

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’m gay yall

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@KraftHeinzCan what the fuck is this

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BREAKING NEWS!! Sharks only bite humans when they touch their genital parts!?!

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If global warming was real there would be a lot more pop corn...

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The bros buy cheap beers so we can afford expensive hookers..

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@noflavoredecigs Were with you let's get the kids off the e-cigs and back on the real darts!!

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BREAKING NEWS: Kane and Undertaker not even real brothers?!?!!

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THOT DOCTOR UPDATE: the rubik's cube has been solved and the VHS are gone.

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BREAKING NEWS: @xlilhuddy doesn't even know what month it is!!!