Alan Wake

My name is Alan Wake, and I'm a writer.

(I am not affiliated with Remedy Entertainment.)

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

HERALD OF DARKNESS: a thread

[Mr. Door @lisatheactress]

From what I've gathered, you grew up nice and sheltered
With mama's pretty stories and your own made-up furies

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

oh fuck is scratch coming

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓡𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓪 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @C0LORFULBLADER]

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" get up, [reader]. now. "
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[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

I'm gonna piss.

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

HOOOEHEHHEHEHHEHAEHHAEHAEHEHAEAEHHEAHEAHEAHEAOEAOEOAEOAEOOOOEOEEEE IM FUCKIN LOSING IT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

need a girl to do this to me

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

help me.

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

scratch is coming help me.

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

https://t.co/zhpuQ88GPQ
how i feel checking in on parody twt randomly

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

idk why i havent deleted this account. this whole account is full of embarrassing shit lmfao

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

hey guys, guess what. i fucking. fuck you

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

Don't leave things in the fridge.

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

im sorry i fell off guys

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

i wish i never made this account i actually regret making this shit so fucking bad bro

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

fuck this stupid ass stupid shitty ass motherfucking stupid ass motherfucker ass stupid shitty fuck ass dumbass idiot fucker fuck face stupid fucking dumbass fucking idiotic motherfucking shitty ass mother god damn fucking stupid ass account

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

@MKChampions is bro dissing cowboy bebop

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

hey does uh
does anyone like cowboy bebop
i kind of
have an idea...

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

WHAT FUCKING FRIES

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓡𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓪 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @C0LORFULBLADER]

put the fries in the bag bro

[Alan Wake @GETITT0GETHER_]

erm what the sigma...

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓡𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓷𝓪 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @C0LORFULBLADER]

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" did I ever tell you that you're the smartest but the dumbest person I met? "