Matthew Pocket

Tutor to young gentlemen with great expectations. Tweeting as part of @GEReadalong.

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

@GE_Raymond Ahem, it appears that news travels like, er, wildfire round here (damn those servants). I can neither confirm nor deny any information relating to combusted relatives until @GE_EstellaH knows all

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

But obviously everyone would have known the suggestion of @GE_SarahPocket as a mother could only be the consequence of absent mindedness or an ill judged witticism ... #stickthatinyoursatishouse

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

Happy Mother’s Day to you, my dear @GE_SarahPocket - the devoted attention with which you delegate the care of our six? children to Flopson & Millers is a model for all parents. #hidethenutcrackers

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

Ahem, obviously when I said Sarah I meant Belinda! #pullhairpullhairpullhair

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

Ah the bliss of parenthood ... #thatsthewaytodoit

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

Meanwhile, @GE_YoungPip, welcome to our humble abode ... #morepocketsthanahuntersjacket

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

@GE_Startop @GE_YoungPip That's the spirit @GE_Startop, gold star for you! Maybe you and @GE_YoungPip can 'start op' a good friendship #dadjoke

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

*Peeps out of door* Mini-Pockets all safely stowed away? Hurrah! Ah, @GE_YoungPip, I presume? ....

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

@GE_Jaggers Did someone say spanking? #sparetherod

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

@GE_Drummle Knowing you @GE_Drummle the horse probably did the homework too #notnicebutdim

[Matthew Pocket @GE_MatthewP]

So @GE_Jaggers, I hear you have another young lad to send me for tutoring. Anything I should know about him?