Gerrit Engelbrecht

[Gerrit Engelbrecht @GEngelbrecht07]

@M0niqueDv Hoping you have a sub sothat i have somebody to party with nexT weekend haha #sTerktemtdiuitslae #gnietdilaeveld

[Gerrit Engelbrecht @GEngelbrecht07]

Congrats to m big friend @wernerkok1 for scoring his first try for the blitzbokke #handingOfaRussian #greatTry

[Werner Kok @wernerkok1]

More is n groot dag om HHD se naam te teenwoordig in die IRB sevens world series. Mis julle bulle baie #koshuislewe #brothers4life

[Words @wordstionary]

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[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave.

[Gerrit Engelbrecht @GEngelbrecht07]

Shoutout to a big friend @wernerkok1 for making the blitzbokke team to play in Dubai! #hardworkgettingrewarded

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I'm not rude. I'm honest. Not my problem you can't handle the truth.

[Words @wordstionary]

checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you weren't paying attention

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mom: why is your room always so messy

me: so that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die

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i SWEAR i'm always hungry

[Words @wordstionary]

I met a girl with twelve nipples. Sounds funny? Dozen tit?

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way!

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one of the worst things in life is when you step in water while wearing socks

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don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 43050194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:29PM on 22/05/2008

[Gerrit Engelbrecht @GEngelbrecht07]

Congratulations to e special friend @hamishherd2 with his 20th birtday! #geniethom # gangroot

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert