1st dates in #LA always start w/ “Do you drink Gluten-Free Diet Water?” “what @ErewhonMarket do you go to?” & “What’s your birthdate?” Only 1 of them is a #litmus test to see if they’re smart enough for another date,you decide which one😂🧡 #glutenfree#diet#water#drinkhappy
Show us how you display your chubby this holiday season? Please keep it PG rated, we don’t have our OnlyFans up & running yet. We love this @veuveclicquot enhanced #tableart 🧡💧#GFDW#GFDWHolidays#drinkHappy https://t.co/A3AIineVMb
They say that drinking @GFDWater stops your tear ducts from working whenever you start to have feelings. Which is probably why we started to drink it when we considered going back with our ex. #drinkhappily#glutenfree#gfdw
@elonmusk#GlutenFreeDietWater is the best in life. They say by consumption it brings back revenue, advertisers, & six pack abs. But what do we know, we’re only Chuck Norris Approved…… allegedly 😏🧡
We are going to give you two truths & a lie…. We are not good at photoshop, Yes we are #glutenfree, and we are absolutely hydrating Pete Davidson’s insides. Now you tell us which is the lie?😏 #gfdw 🧡
@c_mami Wondering if anyone actually took care of themselves and hydrated and got some sun today? We took a walk on the wild side & put tap water ice cubes in our #GFDW water & now currently WebMDing the cure for ingesting LA Tap water. 😑
Yes @c_mami w/the #sundayvibes. for those of you that like to switch things up,bathe in @GFDWater then go for a walk in the sun.Bathing in #GFDW seals your pores to UV rays,air pollution, & toxic Exes.Can’t prove it but we can confirm we haven’t heard from Chad in awhile 😏