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Lesbian account. Orderin my badass bitch around cause she MINE☝

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my girlriend not allowed to answer knock knock jokes. You expecting somebody? sit down, I'll get it.✋

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My girlfriend not allowed to take pictures by herself. what you tryna do? show people i'm not there for you?

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my girlfriend not allowed to learn algebra. teachin her how to look for her x?! NOPE☝

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she texted me: "your adorable."

I replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable."

now she likes me

all I did was point out her typo

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my girlfriend not allowed to hit up KFC. tryna touch other legs, breasts, and thighs?!? nahhhhhh boo🙅

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my girlfriend not allowed to drink water. I don't want other girls getting the impression that she's thirsty.

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my girlfriend not allowed to talk to other girls while I sleep. you not tired? you wanna talk to somebody? say a prayer & get to know Jesus

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my girlfriend not allowed to break up with me. you wanna see other people? look out the damn window.

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my girlfriend not allowed to watch Pretty Little Liars. I'm pretty and all other girls are liars. UNDERSTAND?!

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my girlfriend not allowed to take a picture with her brother "on one knee kissing her hand" .. IDC IF ITS A JOKE. IDK IF U RELATED.. NO☝

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my girlfriend not allowed to "forget" to respond to my text. imma call her nonstop till her phone dies so she cant text no other bitches☝

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my girlfriend not allowed to be a carpenter. the only carpet she'll be munching is between my legs☝

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my girlfriend not allowed to swim in the ocean. "there's plenty of fish in the sea?" I'm the only 'fish' she should need☝🐠🐟

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my girlfriend ain't allowed to take selfies unless I'm in them. the fuck you tryna take pics alone for? tryna pretend you're single?

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My girlfriend not allowed to ask for a ring...
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Ooooo you gotta be quicker than that.

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my girlfriend not allowed to sing "I woke up in a new Bugatti " .. Who's Bugatti you in? I don't own no Bugatti☝

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my girlfriend not allowed to shower with hot water. fuck you tryna say? am I not hot enough for you? you not attracted to me anymore?

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my girlfriend not allowed to go to the casino. tryna get lucky? give me a lapdance💁

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my girlfriend not allowed to wear Nike... the only thing she should JUST DO is me☝

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my girlfriend not allowed to play any kind of board games... you ain't making any moves unless I know about them first