🌲 Gravity Falls Completionist 🌠

Completing the entirety of the Gravity Falls script by posting one line every hour. Season 1 episode 1; Tourist Trapped starting June 1st 12:00 AM CET 🌲🌠❓

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Completing the entirety of the Gravity Falls script by posting one line every hour. Spun off from @SU_complete. Let's do this again!! #GravityFalls 🌲🌠❓

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Cut back to the Mystery Shack. Dipper desperately tries to get Stan's attention from the visitors.

Dipper; Stan! Stan! (Sees Wendy drive up in a golf cart and runs over) Wendy! Wendy, Wendy! I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my sister from a zombie!

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Norman; (Ominously) Yes. Alone...

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Cut to Mabel and Norman in the woods.

Mabel; Finally, we're alone.

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Dipper; (Grimaces) Errrgh!!

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Stan; For the fifth time, it's-it's not an actual face!

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Dipper; Over here! Grunkle Stan!

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Stan; It's a rock that looks like a face!

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Fat Tourist; Is it a face?

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Stan; No, it looks like a face.

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Unnamed hillbilly; Does it look like a rock?

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Stan; (On a stage in front of a bunch of tourists; to the crowd:) And here we have Rock that looks like a face rock: the rock that looks like a face.

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Dipper cont.; (on the tape, Norman's hand falls off; he glances around, then reattaches it) Wait, WHAT?! (Rewinds the tape and watches it again; he screams and tips the chair backwards) I was right! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! (Races outside) Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Stan! Grunkle Stan!

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Dipper; (Watching the video he took) Soos was right. I don't have any real evidence. (Video shows Mabel teaching Norman hopscotch, but he only falls over; Dipper fast forwards to Mabel and Norman with Norman's arm around Mabel) I guess I can be kind of paranoid sometimes and—

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Mabel; You always know what to say! (Walks off with him)

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Norman; Shiny...

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Cut to the owl clock, which tells the time at 5:00. The doorbell rings.

Mabel; (Pulls on her purple sweater as she excitedly races downstairs) Coming! (Sees Norman) Hey, Norman. How do I look? (Closeup on her sparkling sweater with a cat's head and the words "MEOW WOW!" on it)

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Dipper; (Sighs and sits down) What am I gonna do?

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Mabel; And I am not gonna let you ruin it with one of your crazy CONSPIRACIES! (Slams the door)

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Dipper; Wait! Bu-bu-but—

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Mabel; (Pushes him away, feeling angry) Dipper, listen to me. Norman and I are going on a date at five o’clock, and I'm gonna be ADORABLE, and he's gonna be DREAMY... (pushing Dipper out of the room)