Girlfriend Rants

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

You haven't tried to have sex with me in almost a week.. Who's the other girl? @crazyGFprobz @AttachedGF .. #nobutreally..

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

Just watched a marriage proposal. Where's mine? #getonit 😡💍

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

The fact that I work 40 hours a week and he works 10 <<<

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

My boyfriend needs to stop using axe and invest in a real cologne. You smell like a 14 year old boy #growup

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend you don't want to lose

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend who will make a good housewife

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend who's classy but has a freaky side 😉

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend you can bring home to momma

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend who loves spending time with you and your family

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

#imthatgirlfriend who misses you after 5 minutes

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

Finding an insane amount of knots in your hair from your boyfriend "playing" with it all night. #donttouchmyhair @longhairprobss

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

I have high standards because country music taught me how a man should treat a lady.

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

Boyfriend spent almost $1,000 on fireworks. Could've put that towards my engagement ring.. #jerk 💍

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

You better not get too drunk tonight because I am not taking care of you GF_rants

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

Happy 4th everyone! 🎆🎇🎉🍻🇺🇸

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

When your boyfriend's mom says she will never accept another girl if anything were to happen to us #futuremotherinlaw

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

It's 12:30. I've been working for 4 hours so get your ass up and text me now.

[Perfect Girlfriend @Prfct_Grlfriend]

I hate seeing 'forced' relationships. You're not kidding anyone we know you two are miserable regardless of your tweets and statuses.

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

If you haven't seen #Ted, wait for it to come out of theatres. Not worth the money.

[Girlfriend Rants @GF_rants]

Can I just marry Luke Bryan and stare at his beautiful face for the rest of my life? #inlove