Garrett Michael

Aspiring Supervillain

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Oklahoma Women's Gym @OU_WGymnastics]

BRINGING HOME NO. 8 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Matt Caron @heyitsMattCaron]

Me trying to explain Dune to my girlfriend at any given time

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

A lot of you niggas got him beat

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

“Squire, my 7-iron.”

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

Casting director at ABC who insisted Taylor Frankie Paul be the bachelorette

[litquidity @litcapital]

Another instant classic lmfao

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

meet in the A gap omg

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

He who controls the spice controls the flavor

[woop @woop54]

I had to put my phone down and stand up for a sec after reading this Jesus

[yc @yc]

Gotta squash the beef if you wanna touch real cheese 😤😤😤

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

Suffering and tribulation has caused him to ascend. Dune shit.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Punch in a few years…

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Sources inside Houston’s organization are growing increasingly wary that Kevin of House Durant has not sent a single raven in over five days.

(via, Varys)

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Which half time show did you watch?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes