GGCF Commish

Parody account. I rule GGCF with an iron fist. Hater, goober, champion.

[Pensacola Blue Wahoos @BlueWahoosBBall]

Due to an unfortunate typo, we're holding Legalize Marinara night on 4/20! Grab some pasta and come out and fight for the rights of sauce enthusiasts everywhere! Ticket+T-shirt is just $15!

🎟️👕 https://t.co/3Irhtlgx28

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@Ken_Rosenballs You forgot to include one thing: 12th place has to wear this bad boy to next year’s Winter Meetings

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#TheReturn

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This is now a Sean Doolittle stan account

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@charleybone

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Krew

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Congratulations to the Harpers on the birth of their son, Krew! 💙

(via @bryceharper3)

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Message to the teams at the bottom of the league:

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@ptgrimes @CohenFantasyPR @jerryshi

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@ptgrimes Don’t look at me, pal. @ESPNFantasy

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@CohenFantasyPR @buster_onley You’re flattering yourself if you think I’d give you a 50-50 shot

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@Ken_Rosenballs @ptgrimes @ESPNFANSUPPORT @borascorp

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@charleybone

[Glenn Geffner @GlennGeffner]

It’s always fun to read about creative promotions across ⁦@MiLB⁩. On July 26, the ⁦@JaxShrimp⁩, the #Marlins’ Double-A affiliate, will host “Florida Man” Night. Who hasn’t read about “Florida Man”?

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CLOSE ENOUGH @CohenFantasyPR #GotHim

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When you realize there’s only one week left in a GGCF season:

[Justin Rhee @JRheee]

It’s frightening knowing that all good things come to an end

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Don’t give @CohenFantasyPR any ideas

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Audacious clown tries to win back $100 in daily fantasy losses, by going to court twice: https://t.co/cYqPN4ARMt

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

He's charging the mound! Is that Nolan Ryan and Robin Ventura in the end zone?! 😂

(via @Seahawks)
https://t.co/EXlbnAmUC8

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At one point in the season, sources said, @CohenFantasyPR turned to GGCF twitter and screamed, “You (h*cking) screwed me. You can’t win without screwing me.” Cohen left owners and reporters largely speechless. He dominated the discourse in every way. Charley’s back.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

At one point in a scrimmage, sources said, Butler turned to GM Scott Layden and screamed, "You (bleeping) need me. You can't win without me." Butler left teammates and coaches largely speechless. He dominated the gym in every way. Jimmy's back.

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A lot of GGCF owners left the season demoralized by @gogojohnnyd’s performance, mesmerized with him taking waiver-wire relievers and running the table on the newbies, sources said. At the end, he plopped down on his couch like a homebody. D’Andrea delivered another title.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

A lot of Minnesota players left Timberwolves practice today energized by Butler's performance, mesmerized with him taking end-of-the-bench players and running the table on the regulars, sources said. At the end, he marched out like if a mic drop. Butler delivered a tour de force.

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Another GGCF season just about in the books - it’s been a pleasure hating on you all for the last five months https://t.co/cbVdfeC4Jv