Major General Berhalter

Maj. Gen. GGGregg Berhalter, commander of the Continental Army (USMNT).

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

5/ May our efforts be blessed, and may we rise to glory for the eternal honor of our great nation!

Yr. most Obed. Serv.,
Gen. GGG Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

1/ I doth extend my deepest and most profound gratitude unto the illustrious United States Soccer Federation for bestowing upon me the sacred trust to lead this valiant team these past five glorious years. To represent our hallowed nation hath been an honor of the highest esteem,

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

4/ Our strategy and preparation hath ever been aimed towards the illustrious World Cup of 2026, and I remain unshakably confident that this valiant group shall emerge as one of the grandest sagas in the annals of history in 2026.

[Bob Morocco @bob_morocco]

The only way this makes sense is if Pep comes in July of 2025.

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

HM His Majesty Charles III,

I send my deepest sympathy for the loss of your beloved Mother, her majesty. Our Nations remain at odds, us a new entrant to the World’s Sphere.

On 25 November, we intend to announce our presence to the Global community.

Yr Most Ob Serv,
G Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

Ambassador Boehly,

Your favor of the 7th came to my hand
& merits my warmest acknowledgements. Gen Tuchel is many things, but a current ally of our mutual friend Cpt Pulisic is not amongst them.

I add my wishes for success of your London regiment.

Yr mst Ob Serv
Gr Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

@HPM1984Concord @3YearLetterman @USMNT My dear Son Howard,
I have been capped in Service of our great Nation fourty-four times, a far greater honour than a “letter”.

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

@kevcbutler @3YearLetterman @USMNT Ambassador Franklin,
My dear friend, fellow Patriot, with this proof I hope to assure I have delivered ruin to the Hessians. My brave men will deliver likewise to the British Empire come November.

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

@3YearLetterman @USMNT P.S…. And this is coming from the Commander-in-Chief of the USMNT, not some arbitrary jester.

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

@3YearLetterman @USMNT General Letterson,
Competition in Association football is in fact more revered across the globe than your prefered gridiron version. Yourself & I share a deep love in our young Nation & shaping young men. My success undoubtedly extolls our Country.

Yr most Ob Serv,
G. Berhalter

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@davisjsn Mr. Davis,

Our young Nation has achieved unrequited success against our neighbors New Spain since September 2019 under my leadership. Yourself and other members of the Press, Patriots, should assist in promotion, and should withdraw animosity towards our endeavours.

YMOS,
GGG

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

Lt. Dest(@sergino_dest),

Your service in the Catalonian regiment has been exemplary, you have done your young Nation proud. Surely now exists opportunity to better prepare for service to our Union on the biggest stage; and for furthest of your personal hereafter.

G. Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

Pvt Musah,

The volley from your cannon was most exquisite. The powers that be have chosen to quell its verity. Your laudable effort will nonetheless not be forgotten from my mind.

Yr. most Obed. Serv.,
GGG Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

Gen. Marsch,

I have read in the Press of your courageous stand against Cpt. Pulisic & his London regiment! Your shepherding of Pvt. Aaronson & Lt. Col. Adams as mercenaries is quite remarkable. How far we have come as a Nation on the World stage since our days as soldiers.

GGG

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@askfranz @FOXSoccer @AlexiLalas @SOTUWithAlexi Herr,
You, a Hessian mercenary in service of the British crown living in our fine, young, Country, your lack of knowledge of my fine militiamen and Continentals shows only your lack of conscientious study and reflects not on the quality of our men.

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

@AllKnowingFooty My dear Sir,
Your sources have provided erroneous intelligence. My men will March on Arabia clothed in this kit.
Your most Obed. Serv,
GGG Berhalter

[Major General Berhalter @GGGenBerhalter]

Apr 25
Caſualties continue to take their toll on our troops. Today, Pvt. Deſt has added to the men unfit for duty, by my count now at leaſt 8 of the regulars and milita a-like. Training and rations must improve if we are to have a reſpectable force to commence the enemy.