Gian

I had to Derrick Rose the knee up before I got the re-up ♑️

[syren @ligerzerosyren]

I turned 18 in 2011. Rent was $425. After work I’d go to the mall with friends and get a whole new outfit for $40. We’d go out that night, drinks were $3 and whole meals were like $7. Wake up next morning & get brunch WITH DRINKS for less than $15. Life is hell now.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[ky🫧 @kizzykiya]

The thing about Drakes music is the song you don't care for right now will be your favorite song in 3 months😂

[kiki ☆ @causeimicy]

REACH ME BABYYYYYYY CALL MY PHONE AND SAY YOU NEED ME BABYYYYYYYYY

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Caught myself on Call of Duty last night telling an 11 year old he ain’t got no money bitches or motion, I gotta get a new hobby

[TP Pillay @TP_Pillay]

Dating in your 30’s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by women in their 20’s and 40’s and they all ask for money.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

No playoff games cuz Iceman here, respect @NBA

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

A fat nigga on the smoker with holes in his shirt is a better prospect than Victor Wembanyama

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

I love when Black people say “there go your friend” and you look up and it’s somebody you hate 😂😂😂

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

nigga workin for da wrong Saints

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

chill i be late asf

[Tempesttdenise @tempesttdenise]

Yall didn’t watch “Land Before Time” and that’s where y’all went wrong.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you're innocent in the story you created

[Gian @GGibbz_]

Lmao dawg I’m crying

[G-PA @IndianaGPA]

I haven’t laughed this hard 🤣🤣☠️ Omg 😆

[parks @parkersity_9]

Barbers get a ring light and start wearing black gloves and now your haircut $75🤦🏾

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

It’s niggas out here thinking Lauren London ain’t have sèx since 2019…😭💀

[Gian @GGibbz_]

Mfs be dumb 😂

[MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 @ctreid89]

That’s a 100 years of inventory right there

[melanin on 𝕏 parody account @melaninpalace]

When the macaroni touching the yams and the mash potatoes touching the turkey 🙌🏽