Gareth Godley

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@UpdateDirectHQ One is resolved...

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@Evri__Delivery you've lost 3 separate orders and your ridiculous chat bot and phone line block you from actually talking to anyone. Do you think I could actually speak to someone to resolve this?

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@BBCNews Kind of incentivises an increase in fails doesn't it... Public get shafted again. Minimum wait before retest would make much more sense.

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We are England... And our cheese has no holes... #ENGSUI

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The audacity of suggesting #nationalservice to serve a nation that offers the biggest tax burden for decades, loss of previous freedoms, shit-filled water, ludicrous cost of living, woeful health service and a long list of scandals that show sheer disdain for the general public.

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@Anna_Soubry #Nottingham is the only council to implement an appalling workplace parking levy (which has generated circa £100m), and has some of the most expensive public car parks in the midlands. It seems their greed has backfired as they drive away visitors and business. It's incompetence.

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@tastecard your app isn't working on iOS or Android. Our waitress says 3 people have now had the same issue. What's the crack?

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@Miss_Snuffy My kids don't go to bed at 10; and I don't finish at 3.30. Typical institutionalised 'educators' that think parents just magically finish work when the kids do. I'd love to have 6.5hrs with my kids each day. I'm sure those working two jobs and unsociable hours would too. 🤡

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@NadineDorries I think my irony-meter just exploded...

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@johnredwood It would be a valid a point had you not ruined the healthcare, transport & highstreets and filled beaches with shit. Actual shit, John. How much more damage before UK tourists are advised to brush their teeth with bottled water, stay in their resort and get top travel insurance.

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@EmmanuelMacron @RishiSunak Allez Les Blancs!

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If #liztruss is #NewPrimeMinister we might as well double down on disaster appointments.

Jacob Reese Mogg: culture
Nadine Dorries: chanceller
Priti Patel: women and equalities

It's like when you deliberately die in a game to force a reset.

Who else?

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@Nigella_Lawson Blow on it and put it back in...
#MegaDrive #n64

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I'm convinced Shell carwashes must be maintained by the same team that do the McDonald's milkshake machines!

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@NintendoUK I'm now on my 3rd email support attempt, but your customer service team insist on ignoring the issues raised and sending me generic links that don't help solve the problem. Any chance of you DMing me a phone number so some progress can be made?