Congratulations to me for reaching this milestone today, it wouldn’t have been possible without y’all. I love you all my lovely mutuals ❤️ let’s continue making more memories together 🎉 🎉🥳🎊🍾🥂
To: Mr. Rice 🍚
From: Guilty Humans 🤧
Date: August 26, 2026
Subject: We Are Sorry 😔
Dear Rice,
I’m writing this letter on behalf of everyone with a heavy stomach …because I’m hungry. 😭
We are sorry for all the times we called you names and chose other foodstuffs instead of you.
We are deeply sorry for cooking you and then saying, “There’s no stew” and leaving you to suffer alone in the pot. 😭
You have been there for us through birthdays, Sundays, Owambe, and “what do we have to eat” emergencies. You never complained.
Lesson of the day: Appreciate rice more. 🍚❤️
Please forgive us. 🤲
Yours faithfully,
Rice Lovers 🍚