Gregg Baumgart (he/him)

SQL Server DBA, geek, Apple enthusiast, skeptic, music lover, Italian Greyhound dad (not in priority order). @[email protected] or @GGreggB elsewhere

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

#NewProfilePic Setting up at https://t.co/H94mnWB7vF #sqlfamily

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

Migrating with all y’all. @GGreggB on https://t.co/o1NzWlYCqf #SQLFamily

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

R.E.M. lied to me about the end of the world as we know it. I do not feel fine.

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

@cantjuggle Are you in a playlist in @Overcast? Check the sort option, if so. In a podcast feed, check Settings for the podcast.

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

If you haven’t watched this speech by Michigan state Senator Mallory McMorrow on school shootings & gun violence, you’re welcome.

[Brent Ozar @BrentO]

In which The Oatmeal gently challenges your assumptions: https://t.co/b5u1xKVenQ

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

‘Smokes. CARROT Weather's forecast for Saint Paul 🤭 #carrotweather https://t.co/zSWg2xuozT

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

@AMtwo @StackOverflow That’s awesome! Congratulations!

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

everytime you try and go on a website

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

@SQLZelda You need failover headphones.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

That the shot glass industry has sat quietly on the sidelines this past year and not taken action to drastically increase the size of a standard pour is, quite frankly, unforgivable.

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

Laughed at the thread, scored the training. Best day of the week, for sure. Thanks @erikdarlingdata !

[Darling Data @erikdarlingdata]

Well okay, the next 10 people who buy everything get 90% off: https://t.co/9vn2fzhCeG

[Hugo Kornelis @Hugo_Kornelis]

When three board members resign in quick succession, members deserve a statement from the remaining board. Every day of silence worsens the situation. For @sqlpass the best time to waive NDAs and engage in openness is now.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[The Pissed Off Patriot @pissed0patriot]

I’ll never listen to AC⚡️DC the same way again

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

@SQLZelda The @psdbatools documentation is really good. I was a super Powershell novice when I started that migration the hard way.

[Gregg Baumgart (he/him) @GGreggB]

@SQLZelda Thankful to say that I’ve not (yet) had that use case.