The Ghost Spider

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

This is not home.

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

damn girl, i don't blame you.

[‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ 彡 ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ݁ ˖ ␥ ⋆ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ꜰᴏx 🏳️‍⚧️ @KUMlHOUNLEASHED]

i am on MY KNEES.

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

this new skin has made me realize mantis has legs.

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

well. did you???

[꒯♡ո’† Ֆ†♡р †♬㉹ ѪﮠՖﭐ꒞ 🏳️‍⚧️ @seoI_hee]

lin just asked if i wanted to milk him .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

what if i was called larp spider

[๑✦ ؂ ༊ ❝ 𝕹𖦹ⁱя ❞ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ @detectlvespider]

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[ＭᵃʳʸＪᵃⁿᵉ @MJ__WATS0N]

𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 , 𝙏𝙞𝙜𝙚𝙧 .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

( Blink blink. )

Don't worry about it. Just know I'm old and uncool.

[‍ ‍ ݁݁ ၴႅ༘ ‍ ‍𝒎𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘁͟𝗶͟𝘀͟. @biopathics]

… what is the harlem shake?

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

Respectfully? You don't know me. I'm SO uncool. I still do the Harlem Shake.

[‍ ‍ ݁݁ ၴႅ༘ ‍ ‍𝒎𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘁͟𝗶͟𝘀͟. @biopathics]

i overheard it once. however, i wouldn’t say you are uncool!

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

Maybe this is how cool people talk and I am just so uncool that it sounds foreign to me.

[‍ ‍ ݁݁ ၴႅ༘ ‍ ‍𝒎𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘁͟𝗶͟𝘀͟. @biopathics]

is this not how people wish a good day onto others??

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

@ThreadedMoon Cindy.

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

what???

[‍ ‍ ݁݁ ၴႅ༘ ‍ ‍𝒎𝗮͟𝗻͟𝘁͟𝗶͟𝘀͟. @biopathics]

another day, another ( looks at smudged writing on hand ) … slay ❔

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

I think I can manage that. I'm getting free gourmet meals.

[Ｔ𝙴𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴 Ｗ𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽 @spxxdrpilot]

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⠀Don't mention it , dork .

⠀Oh , one rule , though . No touching anything in my workshop . I don't need my uncle and aunt's house exploding .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

That's really cool.

[wadey @goneguts]

uh, only the biggest

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

I mean, yeah, I can't really say no to that.

...Thanks.

[Ｔ𝙴𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴 Ｗ𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽 @spxxdrpilot]

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⠀Also not cooking . Anyway , you want to take that offer .ᐣ It's always there , so there's no rush .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

On special occasions I'll crack an egg on it and call it gourmet.

[Ｔ𝙴𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴 Ｗ𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽 @spxxdrpilot]

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⠀I'm still not considering it cooking , but I can do it . Plenty of cups to choose from .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

// the way i recoiled at an rp account with a checkmark following me...

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

No no no that's the gourmet stuff right there.

[Ｔ𝙴𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴 Ｗ𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽 @spxxdrpilot]

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⠀Well , I can put the instant kind in the microwave , but I don't really consider that cooking .

[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

Ahhhhh.

Findom.

[ᅠᅠᅠ ๑✦ ؂ ༊ ❝ 林烈 .ᐟ.ᐟ ❞ ˎˊ˗ @resilientswords]

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[The Ghost Spider @GHOSTSPIDEROF65]

Not even ramen? Come on. Surely there's ramen. I love that junk.

[Ｔ𝙴𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙶𝙴 Ｗ𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽 @spxxdrpilot]

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⠀Why would I offer it if it wasn't an offer . I hope you like rice and spaghetti , because that's all I can make .