Kyle Boan

professional gamer, unlimited kohls cash, raptor lover

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I'm all grown up. I just bought a house, you guys. This Zelda game lets you do everything. #nintendoswitch

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

It's my birthday and no one got me a nintendo switch. I thought these people loved me.

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

End of the fiscal year.. forced to take all my PTO in January. No big deal- winter PTO > summer PTO #WhoNeedsSunlight #ghostman

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

RT is you are a better WR than Albert Wilson -Ghostman #chiefs

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I've saved up enough kohls cash to go back to Cedar Point. Who's in? Babes encouraged obviously.

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I love titties more than coasters. #growingup

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Planning on gettin loose, breakin my face, goin ham, and smashing babes with @TheRealDaveBoan tonight! Watch out! #getpasty

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I can't decide what's more fun.. Watching @TheRealDaveBoan strike out with ugly chicks or COD? Tweeps? #boandoesit

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

@TheRealDaveBoan stole my sunscreen #heated

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Mom said I can't answer the door for the trick-or-treaters.. She called me Vampire Man and said I'd scare the kids. I don't buy it, you guys

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Switched back to working days, you guys. I don't know if I'm ready for daylight #pasty

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I'd be having way more fun gaming but my teams always lose because Bob sucks at all video games #JustCallHimMelvin @TheRealFlanders

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Gears of war 3 is melting my face like 15 min of sun tanning.. #roasted

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I'm back, you guys

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Is it Friday? ... I don't know #stillconfused

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Just keepin it kreamy, you guys.

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

Thinkin about goin out tonight... Girls dig the creamy look. -ghostman

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

It's pouring like I rain on Bob's parade in COD, you guys. Don't get in my way, I'm ghostman. #SickWitThaSticks

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

How come no one can understand me when I talk? Huh? #stillconfused -ghostman

[Kyle Boan @GHOST___MAN]

I'd be rollin w a boatful of babes if I had moves like @Gitlewski @Brad_Boan @TheRealFlanders... Instead I move like Bob... #zerogame