GHS Hallway Quotes

It's amazing what you hear in the hallways of Gretna High School. DM me some weird stuff you hear and I'll post it (maybe)

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Mr. Brunswig: "Ady how'd you break my chair? By sitting on it?"

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"I sexually identify as a trebuchet"

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"You're not gay, you're just suckin dick!"

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Student: I'm going to kill myself in the bathroom now
Teacher: make sure to sign out

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"Let him touch your hole"

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"Is marijuana vegan?"

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"If her personality was a food it would be a moldy piece of bread"

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*said by girl* "if you guys win state I'll shit my dick off"

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"I just finessed this math test"

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"Choke me, please"

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"This school smells like the cat litter section at Petco"

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"Here at Gretna we like to vape in the bathrooms."

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"You look like a hoodrat so I don't know if my mom would let you come over"

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"It's cold as dick"

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Student: What's a rosary?

Teacher: Just another way Catholics suffer

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"If my will to live was based on my grades, someone would've found me in the bathroom weeks ago"

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"Just because you're day one doesn't mean you're A1" -Mr. Swanson

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"Anne Frank was a slut"

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"Still waiting for a girl to send me unsolicited dick pics"

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"Yo Jesse from Toy Story has a fat ass"