Geoff Harrell

Husband, father, author, comedian. Please get my indie self-published eBook The Clean, Dirty, and Offensive Book of Jokes, Witticisms, and Musings on Amazon!

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Born to be Mild #MakeASongBoring @midnight

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Welcome to the Jungle Gym #MakeASongBoring @midnight

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Some day I want to put a 6 feet patch of #dirt in my yard then #vacuum out my #car's trunk, just to give #neighbors something to worry about

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Do you ever look up at the #moon and wonder, at that moment, how many #blind people aren't doing the exact same thing?

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I'll never forgive John #Lennon for breaking up the Plastic Ono band. #Beatles

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My #goal in life is to have a #wikipedia page. That's why I changed my name to Rio Grande Valley Ocelots FC. They already have a page.#jokes

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I'm terrible at #Celebrity #Death #Pools. Every year since 3rd grade I've chosen Wilford Brimley and #WillieNelson with my first two picks.

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I never had an imaginary friend growing up. All the imaginary people thought I was an asshole.

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Tonight I finally told my son that #SantaClaus isn't real but that #Krampus, of course, still is.

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Django Fett Unchained #AddStarWarsImproveAMovie @midnight

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I think Jeffrey #Dahmer proved once and for all that #blondes really do have more #fun. I mean who #partied harder than that guy? #cannibal

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My cousin was a male #stripper until he was #arrested for impersonating a #police officer.

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#Life can be so hard sometimes. I had to go to a #wake last night. Uggg.

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Four score and seven years ago the #StockMarket crashed, sending the #UnitedStates into the #GreatDepression. Modern #GettysburgAddress