Elon Musk's Left Testicle

I'm done playing nice. I vent but will gladly have decent conversations across the divide, if you answer questions, I will.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

OK poll far and wide people. Please share this one, my few followers.

17 and 15 year olds should learn how to cook on gas stoves and ovens.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@LizzyMcAlpine ok I get that I'm a 44yo man, but in my defence, you helped me through a broken marriage and 15 years with my ex.

Lizzy McAlpine is my number 1 artist of 2023. Who topped your list? #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/NGSWpPBl4o

[PRGuy @PRGuy17]

BREAKING: Anthony Albanese has confirmed his government will back a billion-dollar loss-making vanity project in Hobart which will carve a $300M hole in Tasmania's struggling economy over the next 20 years, gutting essential services as poverty and homelessness soar. #auspol

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@6NewsAU So 200+ houses worth of money will be going in to a sports stadium. Fantastic news.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@IhaveabluehatMP No. You certainly were not.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@Leo_Puglisi6 Year, month, date. Japanese style, makes more sense in the digital age.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@StuddertNatalie @WizePenguin @Smizzy777 That'd be fine if he didn't abstain from the same sex marriage vote, on family values and religious grounds, while he was screwing his secretary and despite the fact Northern tablelands voted in favour of it.

I'd agree with you normally, but he deserves all the personal attacks.

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

We’re exploring putting the first movie rental store in space. We were going to hitch a ride on a SpaceX flight to start looking at locations, but given how things went this week we may wait a bit longer.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@6NewsAU Hmm. What was the prayer room used for again?

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@PaulineHansonOz Why don't you fuck off back to obscurity.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

#AnonOps you say?

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@blakandblack Having lived there and having friends in social services. Yes. It was not uncommon for young girls to hang around the casino offering sex acts for money. And by young girls, 13 was the youngest that hit me up when walking home one night. It's so very sad.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@IDEASOFICE_FIRE Wtf how do people be so stoopid?

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@GrousestDad Best wishes to you and the family.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@SarkySage Child. Exploitation. Simple.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

Darn f-cking tootin.

[Dietmar Pichler @DietmarPichler1]

Trust🇷🇺???🧵
2014: "We are not involved in Donbas."
2014: "MH17? Ukrainians did it!"
2022: "Russia invading Ukraine? Ridiculous!"
2022: "It's just a special operation"
2022: "Mobilization? Never!"
2022: "War crimes? Not by us..."
2023: "We seek peace and cooperation!"

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@MsUnformation More importantly, why is a trump painting photoshopped on to a page with a tonne of text.

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@iamrobothead What the hell is supposed to be resolved? I still don't know what the a story is, plenty of b stories, but what the f-ck are they resolving?

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

I have no words for this shit. None at all.

[ABC News @abcnews]

Jam factory in tiny town solves labour shortage by employing primary school kids https://t.co/mTsS02qGbT

[Elon Musk's Left Testicle @GHellbitches]

@abcnews What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Why is abc glorifying some scumbags use of child labour?