Garrett Hirschman

Always remember that you can catch a fly with honey but you can catch more honeys being fly. #HuskerNation

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

Chinese food is the best leftover to ever exist.

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

If it has more than 2 ingredients then I'm not cooking it

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I just got threatened to get arrested for drinking sweet tea

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I need a poncho for my dog

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All short women need to watch out @AaronHane is on the loose

[Kev @kevinalcova]

How white people tie their shoes

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

Uncuffing szn

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🗣 https://t.co/vNUkRsGsMh

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

Drunk girls at whataburger after the leaving the bar https://t.co/fWE5xt1fXq

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Your signature looks like a lie detector test https://t.co/rP252F88vz

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAGA! https://t.co/jFf5ONASlv

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@elmer_elmo @Spotify

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@WSteltzlen Just come drink in the parking lot with me

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

Mitt Romney’s trash talk: “While you are a unique and valued being designed by our Creator and capable of great achievements in life, your performance in today’s game is well below standard.” https://t.co/k3xxY01nPQ

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

You would never go chase the ball I threw https://t.co/nadBO6PQ23

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Without a doubt, my dog is my best friend.

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

I ain't looking for the way to your heart

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Pretty sure my mom was wearing these back in the 90s https://t.co/xXEg0ZcucF

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That's not McDonald's bruh https://t.co/NEaqPZxHOW

[Garrett Hirschman @GHirschman]

@elmer_elmo https://t.co/v3uR4qXRli