The Green Bæstard

Canuck by Birth, Floridan by forced labor. Idk, weeds and trees and sh-.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@RogerJStoneJr Roger Stone gets a woody whenever some says "wiener schnitzel".

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@LiveMusicDMT @nypost A few good songs but nothing like fuckin pennywise, minor threat, authorty zero, and operation ivy.

Swing and a miss boys! I want some fuckin mushrooms or I'm gonna throw my car keys into a fkn crowd and go find jesus. Lol.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@EvanPower @FloridaGOP Lets go have a drink and celebrate, I got some silver bars I want to show you. Lmao.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@Moms4Liberty Lol. The #MomsForLobotomy seems about spot on. If you shave just a little bit of that front part off, it really helps with all the anxiety that comes from being a bunch of champions at school privateering...and other stuff.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

The aliens are coming for this guy first. Whether he is one or not, IDC. Just make sure those plastic piles are in one place.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

We have been sold out by our overlords.Remember this in in 2024! https://t.co/vlGzAWYjiu

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

Looks like picasso ate a bag of jelly beans and took a shit on that guy. So, yeah of course he has dope. Elon is wigged the f out.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@YishaiFleisher @IDF Sheriff of Dee's acorns.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

Lol. Gave 8 years of her life to Trump, who does not give 2 squirrels asses about her.

[Rachel Powell 🎗️ @Iamrachelpowell]

I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since #j6. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@TheBabylonBee @LiveMusicDMT Totally. Like how the f- you gonna plunda without...and then be like oh, i forgot to sanctuary that. Might as well a bunch a teenagers on the roof and say 👏👏 "I don't care if you fall off! better not f- it up!" It's fkn dangerous work. Kids and their pokemons..stay safe bro. 💯

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@4TiffanyJustice @BeckyPringle Oh man. Thats...what you are showing there is illegal to show people in school in Florida. Talking about white privilege, they got it easy compared to the other groups. Look at those numbers!

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@4TiffanyJustice Which of these two potential new names for Mom's For Liberty is more wholesome?

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@4TiffanyJustice @Moms4Liberty @ConceptualJames Tiffany knows whats up. Indian River County couldn't keep her down, she's up in Brevard in the brownwater big leagues now. Give my love to Wayne Ivey an Mikey, shero.

https://t.co/uk7P4uTCIC

[Florida Expert @Matt_Fleming321]

2/ Her tenure as a school board member was marked by several scandals, accusations of an affair with the superintendent, and abuse of her office. She even tried to have someone criminally prosecuted for gossip.

https://t.co/RJP6svdAfh

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@BettyHumpter6 @Moms4Liberty That is wild. 🏆

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

Lmfao

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@JosephJFlynn1 Come for the wack jobs, stay for the illuminati bloodlines. My kinda party, Charlie Brown. You got any of those russian girls numbers, I've been itchin for an Allyankya and they don't sell em anywhere here.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@EvanPower Pretty funny that you're out here trying to chew on someone's ankles like an attack chihuahua.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@JosephJFlynn1 @jimstewartson What are nazis doing in front Dibsneyland? They mad at the x men or something, thinking they were x rated men like Joe Flynn bc they can't read good? That one guy is like, I told you we shoulda turned left at Vegas, now were in f anaheim.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@Moms4Liberty Even better, do you want it to be like Florida?

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@christopherrufo Has nothing to do with pronouns, haven't you ever seen Police Academy 2? Chris Rufo is the PR guy for a bunch of white collar lotters who are stealing all the money from that school so they can force the sale of that waterfront property to a condo developer.

[The Green Bæstard @GHmoonerWalkerB]

@4TiffanyJustice @Moms4Liberty Sure, you can't tell dirty jokes in class if you're a kid, like that one about the magic vibrator that ended up in a cops butt bc the other guy was speeding, but what I want to know is, what are you all doing to keep kids from turning into this??