Grant Honken

HMS 2016, Iowa State 2020

[Grant Honken @GHonken_00]

@PokemonDealsTCG Bless your soul for being so early, I scored 3

[Grant Honken @GHonken_00]

@_suzannaB_ @PokemonRestocks You and me both. I scored 3🙏🏻

[Skurpy @SkurpySocial]

@hodgetwins THIS PIC GOES HARD

[Riley Check @holisticgrenade]

A healthy person goes to the doctor for a preventative check up.

The doctor finds a small bump and insists that the healthy person gets a biopsy to test if the bump is cancerous.

The healthy person gets the procedure and finds out that the bump is in fact cancerous.

The doctor DOES NOT ask the healthy person about their diet, lifestyle or environment.

Instead they insist that the healthy person gets chemotherapy so that they can “fight the cancer”

The healthy person declines because the treatment will cost $50,000 or more.

The doctor tells the healthy person that they will die without it.

The healthy person follows the doctor’s orders and becomes terribly sick.

The doctor tells the no longer healthy person to stay strong and keep fighting the cancer.

The no longer healthy person asks if they should change their diet or lifestyle.

The doctor tells them to not worry about that and instead eat whatever they want to be comfortable.

The no longer healthy person dies from the chemotherapy and drugs.

The doctor blames the cancer.

The persons family is brainwashed into belonging that cancer killed their loved one.

They do not realize that the doctor is a big pharma salesperson.

A new person comes to the doctor for a preventive check up

The cycle repeats.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Biden traded a guy called “The Merchant of Death,” for a WNBA player. And left a US marine behind in Russian prison in the process. Biden’s a complete and total disaster on everything.

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Wtf is this

[Grant Honken @GHonken_00]

@Johannah011

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Great News: BIG TEN FOOTBALL IS BACK. All teams to participate. Thank you to the players, coaches, parents, and all school representatives. Have a FANTASTIC SEASON! It is my great honor to have helped!!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wanna feel old? Watch this https://t.co/DVoPCptgzG

[Tyson @EatPorkPlease]

I’m happy about the protesting, I’m cool with most rioting, but man the looting hurts my soul. As a small business owner that also wants justice and getting rid of dirty cops why are you choosing to destroy our life too? Insurance doesn’t fix everything. Stealing is never okay.

[Trevor Johnson @TrevorJ19167245]

SoDak is seriously the last remaining part of the Wild Wild West. Just passed a guy stopped on the interstate with his driver’s side door wide open, crouching in the ditch with his AR, blasting coyotes out in a pasture two hundred yards away. You cannot make this stuff up.

[UMBC Athletics @UMBCAthletics]

Reminder everyone: Campus is closed tomorrow, no need to show up. So do your best Packers impression.

[Jamal Adams @Prez]

This league is a damn joke! I just got fined $21k for this hit, I signed up to play football not two hand touch. Bullshit! I don’t give a damn about these soft rules protecting QBs. Im gonna play MY brand of football everytime I step on the field. SMH

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Playing catch with an eagle? Freedom boners flyin high boys

[Tyler Luebke @TylerLuebke]

“And the game ball goes to...”

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Never forget DMAAC rule #1

[SSergio @Sergio_Dtnp]

Hello muthafockas

[Beth Ann @bethannd19]

In case anyone needs a reminder:

• There are only 10 certified GMO crops in the US
• “Antibiotic-free” is literally a marketing scam
• Milk and red meat are not bad for you
• Market animals aren’t abused
• Agriculturists know what they’re talking about