JHumble

Critical Thinker, Politico & A Business Owner

[JHumble @GHumble45]

If you wait until you're ready, you'll be waiting the rest of your life.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" I am not sleeping very well, I am only sleeping 3 hours a day,"- A Swedish businessman has testified at the Milimani Law Courts on how a syndicate conned him out of KSh 61 million inside Harambee House.

Between January 10 and February 25, 2026, the suspects convinced representatives of the Swedish firm M/S Jokara AB that they could secure a government contract worth over KSh 4.6 billion (USD 36 million) to supply 500 Toyota Hiace ambulances.

After flying to Nairobi on January 27, 2026, the victim was escorted to a boardroom on the 12th floor of Harambee House, where a female accomplice allegedly helped them bypass security checkpoints. Inside, the suspects posed as senior officials from the Ministry of Interior, the Ministry of Health, and the National Treasury, presenting forged award letters and contract agreements.

Believing the procurement deal was genuine, the victim transferred roughly KSh 60.8 million through a series of payments wired into a local Kenyan bank account tied to the network.

[MUKHWANA @linus_sqqr]

Food has become the main cause of lifestyle disease and death

@grok list 10 foods killing people

[Joyline Chebet @JoylineChebet1]

Ukistaajabu ya Sudi utaona ya Farouk Kibet. Simba Arati and Zaheer pushed out of the podium by Farouk

[Guru Voke 🇰🇪 @guru_voke]

The five road engineers and the two KPR forces killed today in Mandera, why did they get kiiled? What sin did they do to deserve death?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

LOOP has officially launched LOOP BIZ+ in Kenya.

The new platform helps businesses manage payments, reach customers, access financing and track stock.

Here is how it works in the thread below;

Save it:

[Insecurity KE @InsecurityKE]

BREAKING: An Alshabaab ambush along the Mandera–Arabia Road has left eight people dead, including five engineers, two Kenya Police Reservists (KPRs), and a driver.

[bunni boo 🐰✨🌸🌸 @bunniworldd]

6 rounds before bed, 2 rounds at midnight, and one quickie before going to work. 🌚

[F Major @fmajorzer]

We finally found the aftermath of this video👇

[Freem mødër @_Ssamm_]

Leo kama hatext wa kwanza wacha kukae vile kutakaa

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Man to man:

1. Home to work.
2. Work to gym.
3. Gym to home.

Every. Single. Day.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Aldrine Kibet gets a different kind of airport ride.

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

How to fuck different types of women easily:

1. 9–5 women: Make her life easier. Offer to sort out her transportation, plan dates around her schedule and show her you’re intentional.

[Mandela @Mmust_iconn]

Thighs kama hizi ndio zinanifanya nisahau loyalty😂

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

HOUSE PARTY AMA HOUSE WARMING? 😂😭

A video of young women and youths streaming into a house has sent social media into detective mode. Wengine wanauliza mwenye nyumba ni nani, wengine wanataka kujua kama invitation ilikuwa public. 😂 Hii Nairobi, ukiona watu wameingia kwa nyumba in a convoy, usiulize maswali mengi! 🍿

[Captain Kipkorir @CaptainKipkorir]

Aside from politics, everyone must be admiring how President Ruto is leading his family. I honestly like how he shows up for every member of his family even when he appears to be too busy with other official engagements.
This is true leadership.

[natii @xxrl_y0]

Nakuconnect na my homegirl na hata 4 hrs haijaisha mshakulana😭😭kwani nyinyi ni wanyama

[BigShark🦈 @King_Shark02]

Judge: Mr. Kelly, you’ve heard the accusations and the evidence presented against you. What do you have to say?

R. Kelly: Your Honor, I’ve spent my entire life making music and entertaining people. I never forced anyone to love me.

Prosecutor: Mr. Kelly, this case isn’t about whether people loved you. It’s about whether you used your fame and influence to control them.

R. Kelly: These women came into my life willingly. Nobody dragged them into my house.

Prosecutor: Entering a relationship willingly doesn’t mean consenting to everything that happens afterward.

R. Kelly: But why did they stay? Why did some of them keep coming back?

Judge: Mr. Kelly, remaining in a relationship does not automatically mean someone is free from coercion.

R. Kelly: Your Honor, people see me as a monster because I’m famous. Nobody wants to hear my side.

Prosecutor: You had fame, money, influence, and people working for you. Some of your victims had none of those advantages.

R. Kelly: So being famous makes me guilty?

Judge: No, Mr. Kelly. The evidence and the jury’s findings establish your guilt, not your fame.

(The courtroom falls silent.)

R. Kelly: I’ve made mistakes, Your Honor. But thirty years? That’s practically my entire life.

Judge: And the harm suffered by your victims cannot simply be measured in years.

R. Kelly: I’m asking for mercy.

Judge: The court has considered the arguments presented at sentencing.

(The judge looks down at the documents.)

Judge: Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly, you are hereby sentenced to 30 years in federal prison.

(Kelly lowers his head as the courtroom falls silent.)

THE BIG QUESTION:

What if R. Kelly was innocent all along?

If he were ever proven innocent, who would give him back the years he lost?

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Nominated MP Bishop Jackson Kosgei has seemingly launched

A direct attack on MP Oscar Sudi over his ties to the President,

Asking, What is the insecurity for?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

China's CRBC has now won infrastructure contracts worth approximately Sh1.4 trillion in Kenya.

Here is a list of its major projects and their reported costs:

Mombasa–Nairobi SGR – Sh658 billion.
Nairobi–Naivasha SGR – Sh153 billion.
Nairobi Inland Container Depot – Sh21 billion.
Nairobi Expressway – Sh86.8 billion.
Nairobi Southern Bypass – Sh18 billion.
Nairobi Eastern Bypass – Sh9.3 billion.
Nairobi Northern Bypass – Sh8.5 billion.
Nairobi–Nakuru–Mau Summit Highway – Sh183.7 billion.
Talanta Stadium – Sh45.8 billion.
Bomas International Convention Centre – Sh42 billion.
JKIA modernisation – Sh154 billion.
Galana Dam – Sh39 billion.
Old Mombasa Road upgrade – Sh3.2 billion.
Nairobi streetlighting – Sh1.2 billion.
James Gichuru Road–JKIA capacity enhancement – Sh4.9 billion.
Jabali Towers, Tatu City – Sh7 billion