pissing all by yourself handsome?

this is my finsta please myob

[drew @hydratedangel]

this is how every song on blue banisters sounded to me

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

local HVAC business and their secretary:

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Siri find ashta kunafeh near me

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“I’ll have a Coors light draft with olives” bitch I’ll kill you also we only have craft beers.

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horoscope said to take risks this week so im making Kill Myself Jokes in a group chat full of people I just met

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I feel like this is soooo the year we are all going to get back into making trinkets out of polymer clay. Its in the air it’s palpable

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I’m flooded with oxytocin every time Sandra Lee from Semi Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee posts an insta picture kissing her pornographically hot younger boyfriend like oh my god yes get your shit cracked in half aunt Sandy 🫶

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Tyra gets in my head so much when I binge ANTM. My boss just texted me asking if I wanted an extra shift and now I’m like fuck if I say no I’ll never prove I have what it takes to be americas next top model.

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Me every time I take shower in the safe, reliable, and affordable water of Minneapolis that gives me full body folliculitis: Car ain't got no roof
We be in the city (in the city)
All my bitches with it

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@hcoykendall22 BOOOO BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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*whispering to my man at close proximity* my outfit is so cute tonight. did u see my outfit?

[Kelly Weill @KELLYWEILL]

get in everyone, Minnesota crowdsourced suggestions for its new state emblem:

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Something important: ur look can’t be pretty/sexy every day. It’s more visually interesting to curate a fugly look sometimes!

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Trisha Paytas as Addison Rae reading Britney Spears’ memoir.

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Saw a girl dressed as Barbie and I said hi Barbie and she said hi Barbie and spun around around looking in all directions for the person who said it (I’m dressed as Mike Ditka she never figured it out)

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@lroyhfhdgf_ Didn’t even know they did that!! Sounds like a pot of tomato paste and meat 2 me

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How did I, a girl from a Big Time Lentil Family end up with a boy from a No Bean Chili Family?

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Drinking the sacred nectar (dark blue Gatorade mixed with Sprite Zero sugar)