Henri 🇫🇮🍸| Bartender Man

Hotel worker and bartender from Finnish Lapland.

I only drive interesting cars!

日本語を学びたい！日本のユーザーさん、乱入してごめんなさい！

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Weather was nice after the morning shift, so I went for a drive around the roads near my childhood home.
#alfaromeo

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@SmilodonnaVT Can proudly say I contributed to this by working at our local store for a holiday season and not selling jack shit (I tried to force every customer to buy Starcraft 2 Heart of the Swarm)

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@hannahwithfur this has been talked about extensively you're just 21

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YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭🙏

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@birufgc I think it should have a 40% chance to not come out at all and Blanka just farts instead.

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@Dexerto Another reminder that we don't hate this bullshit company enough.
Owner beats women while the company fucks over artists. Fucking poser ass "skate" brand.

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@OphieOuroboros My mother has the exact same mentality as Pippa, and it's only in my thirties that I've realized just how much damage it caused in terms of motivation growing up.

Every time I was passionate or skilled in anything it was "OK but you cant make money w/ this?"

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I felt him approaching from a dark corridor.

He charged at me with a fucking axe between his teeth, but it was no use... I was ready.

The dream ended immediately as I fucking EXPLODED HIM WITH MY MIND.

Fuck you, Larry.
I'm always ready, you little shit.

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I think Evil Larry visited me last night.

Had a dream where a black cat with malicious aura attacked me in my sleep and started biting me.
Realized it was a dream, but couldnt wake up, so I started chasing him in some extremely vivid backrooms-ass corridors but couldnt find him-

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@kurai_nighty @peagade__ I don't think I could handle seeing that every day 💀 So used to seeing everybody stuffed in three layers of clothing and huge winter coats, that witnessing bare shoulders might give me a nosebleed.
How do you guys concentrate on anything???

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@LeagueOfLeaks VALVE, DO THIS FOR DOTA 2 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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@mikaaugustVT Fr like what were people actually expecting the Steam Machine to be?
Some sort of charity where Valve takes a $600 loss per unit to sell them at half the hardware cost?

I feel most people complaining about the price haven't actually realized the RAM/HDD price reality.

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@MGecko117 Corporate dystopia fiction be like:
"You caused a $2000 loss to the company. You're fired and we've contacted a hitman."

Real life corporate:
"He's only lost us a billion and destroyed three franchises along with their studios. His next Overwatch copy will work out for sure!"

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@Ramu_Kemoria Kinda sucks that I automatically assume from the wording that another VTuber corpo exploded from shitty business practices.

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@Crimsonxm1 Nobody addressing the fact that the Google AI is literally telling you to murder people???

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@PaulTassi AAA game studios when their game doesn't make an entire country's GDP on release day

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@MegalodonVT ~75 million wrong answers per hour
we call that the future 👍

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@MalfinaVT @SocksAgency

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@EliasDaler Drunk a can of Calpis before bed while watching a video about this game, and woke up to shit and puke so hard I became delirious from dehydration and proceeded to lie in bed for 2 days dreaming/hallucinating about pixelated Kowloon, feeling like I might actually fucking die.

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@matchakodesu I was forced to become a vtweeter by a j*b 💀