G.I. Joint

Account of Bake Eyes, head of the G.I. Joint team. Part of the Mutant Rave Massacre family.

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@mgnrwn Well, I did take all that into consideration so I graced Twitter with my first bathroom selfie ever.

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@HarrisonSmith85 This is what happens if you don’t embrace your natural hair, it goes somewhere it’s loved.

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@mephistophelin1 I can’t help but get really sad when I see this movie now. The story behind it… gut wrenching.

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@mgnrwn They’re chicken nuggets for people who can’t make it to (or stand going into) B-Dubs.

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@MissHardy93 For a while I thought like, the CIA or something was checking me out… They can rest assured, this character died at the beginning of the movie.

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@mgnrwn I had to leave the food between my teeth for that…. Actually I had to eat a slice of white bread so I could have…
It’s an inside joke, never mind.

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@mgnrwn I know right?!
Not until I put on at least foundation anyway.

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@LovelyZena I don’t think any of us has a choice.

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@RonFilipkowski Some tweets belong in the Rose Garden.

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@mgnrwn I’ll smoke to that!

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@Perytiion Nearly….. nearly… I swear autocorrect is punishing me tonight for being such a grammar maven over the past five years.

I’m paying dues.

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@Perytiion In two or three weeks ask around and see who else did too.
You won’t feel early as bad as you do right now.

You’re going to hate that you felt this bad later.

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@intrnetdaughter The sound of the modem firing up that landline connection for 40 seconds.

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@highergtv And the dealers couldn’t be happier! Personally, I think I’m going to sit back and wait for my next toke as I watch the Commonwealth lose out on millions of dollars in revenue because they can’t figure out how to package, sell, and tax as efficiently as a high school dropout.

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@replicantpinky Lies My Father Told Me.

That film still hits me hard. No really, it’s a real movie. My Dad is fucking awesome.