Some girl asked me “If you were a cake what cake would you be”
I had to take a second to think but I told her I’d be a black forest cake bc I’m a native fella from from the forest but I’m also black below the belt.
#noneedforexpand
The chick asks me to hangout, excellent. I ask her “what you thinkin” she offers a hike. I mean cmon, what happened to shrek 2 and anal.
#chivilryisdead#hoesbetrippin
Toilet paper is a woke mind virus scam, I promise you there was no tp a thousands years ago, back when men were real man. Testosterone Hack: let it crust over and make sure everyone can smell your manliness.
#stayhard#staycrusty
Nothing like being in a room full of 5s, unfortunately the math doesn’t agree with taking multiple. 3 5s equals 6.5/10, that shit depreciates exponentially
In the streets they call me brown sugar, in your moms teepee they call me chief longstick. I keep my funny up bc I know the governments gonna keep my money up.
#teepeecreepin#deadlyuncle
Tim Hortons and big toilet and big toilet paper in on it together. Tim’s makes me shit my guts out and break the bowl as well as ruin a roll of tp, BAM gotta buy a new toilet and TPs feeling scarce like covid all over again.