Garrett Jarwin

AKA Aspen’s dad

[BULL @bull_bnb]

If bagholding and conviction plays made you money, keep doing that. Trends are like fashion. They eventually come back.

If flipping shitcoins pays your bills, keep flipping.

If longing and shorting works for you, stick to it.

The biggest mistake is abandoning your edge just because someone else is making money doing something different.

Every time you try to reinvent yourself in the name of "adapting to the market," you end up paying expensive tuition before you even figure out what the fk you're doing.

You don't need to master every new trend. You need to master what you're already good at.

Coz

Sometimes the problem isn't your strategy. It's your inability to stick with one.

[BULL @bull_bnb]

There was a time when I'd watch a 30-minute Coin Bureau video, understand the project, its tokenomics, fundamentals, risks, and THEN decide whether to ape.

Fast forward to 2026.

You see a shitcoin doing $100K volume, ape first, and THEN start researching what the fuck you just bought.

By the time you figure out the narrative, the dev has rugged, the insiders have cashed out, and the next 500 shitcoins have already launched.

We went from DYOR (Do Your Own Research) to BYOR (Buy Your Own Rug).

Welcome to crypto in 2026.

Bullmorning

[ink.fun 🫟 @inkfun_]

🫟 ink 👻

[BULL @bull_bnb]

This is the current state of the trenches.

Some guy DMs me on Telegram: “BRO, GENERATIONAL COOK! BUY ASAP!”

I scan the CA.

Market cap: $3K.
Total holders: TWO.

One is the liquidity pool. The other is the mfer himself.

I was about to become the THIRD holder.

Out of pure sympathy, I threw in $100 just to give the guy some moral support.

He INSTANTLY nuked the chart and blocked me.

I used to say we're fishing in piss.

At this point, even piss is too generous.

We're fishing in a fking drop of spit.

[Cracker.Fun @Crackerfun]

this is the other side of the stack. built, not vibecoded. 🤝

sneak peek is live.

go follow @inkfun_ and turn on alerts.

[TRENCH BET @trenchbet]

This week in the Trenches 🪖

$4,000 weekly leaderboard
$250 daily leaderboard

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On the card:
🏎️ F1 US GP
⚾ World Series
🥊 UFC 333

Get into the Trenches this week!

[TRENCH BET @trenchbet]

how much money do you need? we will send it to you

but please, don’t be greedy

[BULL @bull_bnb]

Haters will say its Ai

[Dylan @DylanTeil]

Elon Musk's net worth officially surpasses $1.1 trillion.

[Thesis AI @thesisAI_family]

We’re just getting started, and this week is going to be BIG.

We’re shipping new features LIVE from Singapore. Get ready to see them in action. 🇸🇬

Our biggest partnership announcement yet and major reveals are coming at Golden Soirée. 🥂

Our CMO and team can’t wait to connect with everyone at TOKEN2049 and our party. Come meet us, see what we’re building, and be part of what’s next.

Follow @thesisai_family on X for the latest news and announcements.

Thesis AI. The future of trading is here. Don’t be late. 📢

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[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

This Duo 🙌

#DALvsPHI | #DallasCowboys

[Garrett Jarwin @GJarwin]

Hold on tight... Because we’re heading home! 🏎

[OKSTProbs @OKSTProbs]

Call me biased, but come back played of the year in the NFL could very much be the “double cowboy” Blake Jarwin.

Can’t wait for the NFL tonight!

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

a win for the offense! Dak finds Jarwin for six in the two-minute drill

[Blake Jarwin @Jaws_47]

Feels good to be back!!

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Back like they never left 🙌

#CowboysCamp

[Josh Wallace @JJWall20]

@nflmemes EA really is taking this whole, “same game every year” concept a little too far.

[Blake Jarwin @Jaws_47]

Prayers up for you 4

[Patrik [No C] Walker @VoiceOfTheStar]

Blake Jarwin finally gets the throne, and damn well earned it, only to potentially suffer a season-ending injury.

All I can do is hope for the best.

Tremendous upside, work ethic, talent and character. Football is a cruel mistress.

[Patrik [No C] Walker @VoiceOfTheStar]

I'm gonna vomit.