—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ!

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

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⠀ ⠀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʀᴀʙʙɪᴛ
⠀⠀⠀ ᴜᴘ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ — !
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[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

Why do you MEAN the gator replaced him!?

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

There is a spider
In my bowling ball
:)

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“ Geez! What’s up with you people !?
You’re acting like I was kill or somethin’! ”

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

Ew .

Not the night guards talking .

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ.
˙ʇuǝɯǝsɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ oɓ ʇ’uoᗡ

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

Plucking his guitar, like a pro.

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

Smashing his guitar against the wall —
Monty told him to do it —

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

YOU’RE NOW MY FAVORITE GUARD.

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

@_Purple_Guy

YOU’RE PURPLE—!!!

[✦ 𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 ... 𖤠 @PlRATESTREASURE]

https://t.co/JWo7JtnOUS

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“ You’re right, it’s none of my business. Sorry for nudging you on about it.

If it makes you feel any better, I think you look cool! ”

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

"No!! No! I just don't like having hair! I didn't lose anything!"

Jesus fucking christ--

"It's personal, ok? I don't want to talk about it!"

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“ But — But .

The other guards have long hair, they don’t have a problem with it.

Hmm.. Humans become bald, did you lose your hair? A lady once got her hair sucked into the ticket machine, then she screamed “My Wig!”

Did you lose your “wig”?

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

"I-- Yes I can! I just- I just shave my head almost religiously! Hair feels uncomfortable whenever it- God, you know what? None of your business."

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“Judging by your age, and your baldness. You can’t either.”

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

"You can't even grow any-"

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“Cheer up, Guard. I also don’t have hair on my head!”

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

"If I wasn't so good at controlling my anger I would have had you decommissioned in under five minutes."

[—ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀɪꜱᴛ! @GLAMBCNNIE]

“ You’re also bald! ”

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

"God, I'm tired."

[ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ᴇ. sᴄʜᴍɪᴅᴛ (FNAF SPOILERS) @DAYSHIFTJERK]

https://t.co/gyUuBjSRxr

[𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐘 @SHINYSUPERSTAR]

https://t.co/W9cgiRGXZq

[𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐫 @RxckstarBear]

𝐖𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫!

𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭!