lorinotharvey🧚

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

Eloi Eloi, vile tulikubaliana lakini kwa sahii anza na Natalie Githinji yangu naezangoja kidogo

[Rumi @itswanjah]

Next year sijui nani atapenda non registered voters

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[Lynette scavo @thushysdrafts]

Najua nikionyesha conductors message ya fare wanashangaanga mrembo kama Mimi anaenda wapi na balance ya 3 bob

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

taking pictures in a photo booth with the love of my life is still on my wishlist.

[Doomsday 🥏 @Oficcialsheldon]

"Sijapata Pedi so nimekam na sigara tano"

[Yana🌸 @yanaaszn_]

I hope that every "I can do it myself" type of girl, meets their "I know, but I want to do it for you" guy

[Kaykay @kkbz__]

I absolutely love being a tease I love being the reason you can’t focus

[Bolo @b4boloo]

Imefika mahali hustler fund is suggesting that I pay them back using bonga points. Itakuwa ngumu sana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

There is a mentally unstable man running around biting people in Ruiru but instead of calling Mathare to come and pick him up,you’re calling him a vampire. Ati Ruiru vampire. We are a very unserious country. Sasa sahii tena ameuma msichana mdomo,the lower lip is gone completely

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Nimekawia😭 ningekuwa pimp ningekula stock

[Ruth🐟 @Shanshazie]

Huku kwa mzazi ni 3 meals a day lakini sijageuzwa miezi kadhaa, nitakuwa kipofu mamae.

[lorinotharvey🧚 @GLORIA1767396]

@_musenya Nah FR!

[Auntie RackAss🍭 @_musenya]

Hustler fund labda mtume a tall dark and handsome man akujie hio pesa yenu kwangu akiz🙂‍↔️

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

i know i like a man when i willingly want to sck his d*ck.

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

Millennials and calling WhatsApp groups ‘wall’ 😹😹😹
Wth is ‘angalia kwa wall’

[lorinotharvey🧚 @GLORIA1767396]

@beldinkaaray You just had to be there! Good times

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Being a flowergirl when we were little was so teaaa. You get all new everything, kwanza fancy stuff😂 tiara, dress, tights, shoess, kale kabasket, glovesss. Hair laiddd. They would even let you ujipake lipstick, perfume and cutex😂😂 plus the glitter that would stay in your hair for dayss. The singing, everyone looking nice. Peak girlhood.

[جاستن @justinzshit]

Hawa wanadai kunichuja spotify family ju sina mia😭😭😭😭😭😭