Kelcy 〽️

I Either Swang and Bang or Headbang

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

SPURSSSS!

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

T-Pain… https://t.co/K6rVr8WoCg

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

👽👽👽

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

LET’S GO SPURSSS🥹🩶

[Dr. Cameron Maximus🤴🏻 🥷🏻 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🤵‍♂️ @DrCamRx]

What people actually wanted to see at the Soy Enhanced Games 😂

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

Nice week off. Now back to work! 🤘🏻

[Ken from KY-04 @MassieNation19]

This should make you sick as an American .

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

George Strait🤍

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

All these thunderstorms lately ⛈️👏🏻

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

Smithville’s local Election Day is tomorrow, Saturday, May 2. Make sure to re-elect Cathy Meek for City Council Place 5!!

Voting is open from 7am - 7pm!

[araña @xanathgum]

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

Work is finally dwindling downnnn. The past two months have been absolutely insane. 6 day weeks and 9-12hr days. Ready for a vacation.

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels being violently high in public

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

Full steam ahead

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?

[Kelcy 〽️ @GLOWCITYDON]

Thunder storms and heating pads >