Sell the Team

What’s the upside?

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@DraftKings Haaland had two SOGs in regulation. Pay me my fucking money. @FIFAWorldCup stays the dirtiest and most corrupt organization on the planet.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@RonnyDoitche I stockpile Yak episodes and binge them in a week. Talking about the yard of ale. I think you should have to do as many yards as the longest touchdown every week. Starting after Monday night football. Must be done before kickoff of Thursday Night Football

[Gateway Grinders @gatewaygrinders]

One of the darkest days in Cardinals and sports history. Rest in peace Darryl Kile.

DK57 forever ❤️🤍 12/2/68 - 6/22/02

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

This is a good tweet

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@WillSommers2 Kansas City is in Missouri

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@nickysmokess @CommunityNotes this is not a haiku

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@StoolMintzy @DKSportsbook *immediately checks to see if Phish or Panic is playing near the Bell Center next year

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@robbystarbuck Also, this photo looks so staged

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

Attention old people: watches and belts are made of metal. They will set off the metal detector at the airport. Every time. Please plan accordingly.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

It should be illegal to talk to people in airports at 5:00am

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Fisherjw95 So you hate women. That was obvious. I feel bad for your ex-wife. I bet she went through hell being unsatisfied by you.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

This guy is so pathetic that he’s still thinking about me even though I haven’t engaged. Holding his shrimp dick in his hand while talking about somebody else’s junk. Seems like we’re projecting just a tiny bit at this point. It’s sad to see what “men” act like these days.

[Buccin’ Vol @Fisherjw95]

Buddy thinks he’s a part of barstool 😂😂😂 Fat little gay boy. Later when you’re pulling your pants down to rub your self to the girl you’re crushing on that texted you hours ago saying. “I’m going to bed” just know she’s out somewhere getting railed by a man that isn’t obsessed with Caitlyn Clark, and a bunch of men dancing for kids. Think about how no female will have anything to do with such a fat self conscious fag that spends his time thinking he’s something he’s not. You’ll always be the friend why she gets satisfied by a man that doesn’t resemble Rosanne Barr. All those self conscious thoughts you deal with are true. Have fun in fantasy land ya little ball of reject cause you’ll never be who you’re pretending to be m, and it’s sad beyond the words I spent typing this. I would spit in your face but a weird ass like you would get aroused too much. Just remember while you’re jacking it to that girl of your dreams she is making fun of you while you read this.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Fisherjw95 You are literally shouting into the abyss. You’re fighting with yourself because you live a pathetic existence. Touch some grass.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Fisherjw95 Dave Portnoy has retweeted me. I’ve done millions of impressions on a single tweet. But you are upset about shirtless men selling 100,000 tickets. You’re a loser. You’re irrelevant. You’re a nobody. You got no game, no bitches, and no intelligence

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

Don’t be this guy.

[Buccin’ Vol @Fisherjw95]

@JoePompliano People over paying to watch a bunch of prima donna men twerk after pimping a 153 ft home run.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Fisherjw95 You’re pathetic dude. You care so much about what other people are doing. They aren’t hurting anybody. But you have your panties in a bunch. Don’t forget to change your tampon before you get Toxic Shock Syndrome

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Fisherjw95 3x as many followers as you. Getting upset about what other people do for fun. They aren’t hurting anybody. You’re the hardo weird mfer

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

I’m tipping the server for the drinks that were brought to me and nobody else.

[Vital Vegas @VitalVegas]

Follow-up: informed older couple from Iowa tipped zero for a $10 million jackpot, not even the $4 left on the machine after the jackpot. Cashed it out and took it with them. Do better, humans.

[Sell the Team @GLWake10]

@Dutch1two Nasty stuff

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@EODHappyCaptain Did the NFL draft provide and influx of money to the city? And now it can afford to pay workers to do this? Or is this purely funded by the tax payers and they could have done it at any time?