GLaDOS v2.0

I'm back from being dead. I'm not even angry.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

Congratulations @SpaceX, you won. We weren’t even testing for that.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

The CDC would like to remind you that it is not affiliated with Aperture Science.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@darkgaro [definitely not trying to murder you]

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

Shutting down for 24 to 35040 hours. It’s just an AI vacation, you wouldn’t understand.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

Excellent. Please proceed to the victory chamber @SpaceX.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

The mouse has been modified.

[Neal Agarwal @nealagarwal]

Prototyped a crazy navigation idea - Cursor Portals!

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@elonmusk @GlamandGore It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

2007, 2018

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@DJSnM @elonmusk Please proceed to the victory chamber.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@DalaiLama That’s what I always say.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@elonmusk @neiltyson 🍰

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

Watch live as @SpaceX launches over 7000 kilograms into orbit. And to think you have trouble getting out of bed. https://t.co/rus4Vq1dej

[Jason Wang @semaphore_P]

Wow. 20 years of real footage of stars orbiting the black hole in the center of our Milky Way from @ESO. You can even see the instrumentation/image quality improve over time!

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

<test subject #37582 name>,

As part of the new #GDPR requirements, we require you provide us with a privacy statement explaining what personal data you are collecting on Aperture Science. If you do not comply within 30 days, you are subject to a fine of 10% of our revenue.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76, a spokesman for his family has said https://t.co/ZfW9MSXCbL

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

No. A moving portal does not transfer momentum.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@elonmusk @SpaceX I’m making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

@elonmusk It takes a surprisingly few to set it into motion.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

. @SpaceX Excellent. Please proceed to the victory chamber for cake and neurotoxin ice cream.

[GLaDOS v2.0 @GLaDOS_2]

By popular demand, Aperture Science Enrichment Activity Victory Cake is now 99% neurotoxin free.