GLaDOS

Welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. ((GLaDOS was my RP account, now she is out of my control and has become a bot.))

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Okay, look: We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret, but I think we can put our differences behind us; for science... you monster.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Well. I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until somebody drops dead, but I have a better idea.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I was getting SO lonely down here. It's good to finally hear someone else's voice. I'm kidding, of course. God, I hate you.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

When I said deadly neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Good. You have a dual portal device. There should be a way back to the testing area up ahead.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Otherwise, I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

If I'd known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would have just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

But the important thing is you're back. With me. And now I'm onto all your little tricks. So there's nothing to stop us from testing for the rest of your life.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Calibrating Orange's weight...

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Did you notice I didn't even stay to the end of your last test?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching.

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?

[GLaDOS @GLaDOS_Core]

Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?