Gary L.

perpetually apprenticed wordsmith, erstwhile hedonist and phumbling philosophunculist, searching for semantic coal firing up the lexiforge

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

Rare to have these two, or doppelgängers of them, elicit an lol, but here it is: https://t.co/zfWLClcYAu

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Two men who look like Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un went for a walk in Singapore
But are they fooling anyone? 🤔
https://t.co/47ARI2tqTM

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@Warcraft In terms of discovery, the airport area atop Ironforge. It was fun to find. So long ago.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@KariByron I believe that your art is well past the level of “doodle,” dear lady...
That’s lithograph-worthy.

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@CanEmbKZ Again, making me proud to be a North American! #LiveLongandProsper

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@ChrisEvans A lot of #facepalm ing going on right about now.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@JKCorden Good God. Right in the feels.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@RikerGoogling The real question is why do fish smell like comets?

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@RikerGoogling To borrow from another vaunted source: All the gods, the old and the new.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@americanpickers @AmericanPicker “I’m pickin’ right through my pores!”

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@JustinTrudeau @SeamusORegan Mr. PM, you make me proud to be a North American.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@ArielTweto Uhh...it DOES sorta look like a suicidal woodchuck threw itself on a bonfire. Can’t win ‘em all!

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@NYDNSports How about an offensive line that could guard more than their dinner plates.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@BoringEnormous It’s a Corgi exercise thing; you wouldn’t understand. lol

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@ShimermanArmin Not one strip of gold-pressed latinum to those obstinate hoomans until they render satisfaction by way of a new replacement dryer. Remind them of the 57th Rule of Acquisition: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@missmorenab Rut-roh!

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@EBraeden Tony Bennett - The Good Life (Original) HQ 1963 https://t.co/zqbnMiO9Rc via @YouTube

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@jonathansfrakes Going to take a wild guess; outdoors? Really going out on a limb, eh?

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@MJMcKean @NBCPolitics Procreate affirmative!

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@JewelStaite One must learn to suspend disbelief.

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@americanpickers Frank vaguely resembles a grumpy Hershey Kiss.

[Gary L. @GLontherocks]

@sjb344 Beee-ute-tea-full, Brere Estefan!