A reminder of the last time a World Cup finals draw took place in the USA in December 1993, when Robin Williams stole the show by pissing about on stage and repeatedly making fun of Sepp Blatter.
FIFA hasn’t invited a comedy genius to help out since.
My son, 7, has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now.
Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.
I asked where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn't get in trouble.
I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."