Gcobani Matata

[Dabane The Duiker @Sgadi28]

Rassie is a legend…in the press conference 😂😂😂🤌🏾

This definitely must make it to the Guzzlers awards @MbataneMatshaya

[SuperSport Rugby @SSRugby]

This is how we rugby in South Africa 🇿🇦🏆🔁

[Chalyn.Rugby @ChalynRugby]

Playing a different team every week. Naming the squad on a Monday. Building depth, blooding new players, and still finding ways to beat everyone.

The Springboks are operating at an incredible level.

The scary part? They might not have even hit their peak yet. 👀

Respect where respect is due.

#Springboks #Rugby

[Stu thats all you get🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Boldyboy1975]

Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: "Yes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"
Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"🥰🤣🤣🤣

[ISHMAEL 🏴‍☠️☠️🇿🇦🇨🇩🇵🇸 @mr_shimmy]

The senior Springbok team didn’t leave Kingspark Stadium after their match they waited to watch the Junior Boks Final before they could go back to their hotel. No DNA just RSA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Pseudo Moi @moi_pseudo]

Rugby might finally have gotten its Roy Keane

[VIEW4YOU @view4you_sa]

NAZO 👊🏽 Here you go guys 💪🏾

Many have been asking for the affordable quality cheapies and high mileage with service history and a View4You Inspection.

This is the first Dealership in Randfontein West of Gauteng that has asked us to Inspect every vehicle at his dealership so he sells it with an honest report ✊🏾

This here ladies and gentlemen is Super Rides.

Should you need to Inspect a car for you anywhere in SA, please book via our website: https://t.co/A51Z9VRFWI

[Ntombi N @AmoNtombi]

Its a friday,happy friday💃💃💃💃

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Argentina players take banner from their fans and bring it onto the pitch, it read: "The Falkland Islands are Argentinian."

The moment happened after the team beat England in the World Cup semi-finals.

Read more: https://t.co/6VH3V6BYSE

[mntwan'omhle☠️🤍🖤 @mntwanomhle10]

MacG doesn't have peace mara😂😂😂

[Everintrigued @EverIntrigued]

Russia trains their sex spies to give the PERFECT blowjob 😭

Deep throat technique, banana practice, 90 degree head angle mandatory.
Your husband will thank you (or hate you).
This podcast went too far and I’m here for it 😂

[Engineer Matšhela Koko, MBL @koko_matshela]

Boom 💥 💥 💥

There is no place to hide.

Madlanga Commission is not the Zondo Commission

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#CountryDuty

Here’s the NPA spokesperson on the impact on the #CatMatlala withdrawal of his participation in the #IDAC / NPA Deal

NPA can’t use anything that was contained in that plea.

NPA says it knows it has strong evidence against him.

Matlala will be then be co-joined in the main matter in September 2026

https://t.co/V4aKNXbu3I

[South African Government @GovernmentZA]

DYK? Skukuza Airport (SZK) was named the most beautiful airport in the world by Forbes, earning the title of the world's top small airport.

Located inside South Africa's Kruger National Park, the airport blends in with the bush. It features a thatched roof, open-air wooden waiting areas, and natural decor that gives it a luxury safari-lodge feel. #SAInnovates #GovZAUpdates

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Stephen Bantu Biko (1946 - 1977)

[Mlungisi Ntshangase @Mlu__N77]

Grain will probably taste better grass will be healthier.

[Angus @AnalystGus]

This btw, is the biggest difference between the Boks in 2019-2023 and the current Boks.

The 2019-2023 Boks often struggled when making rotations or when having key players injured.

The current Boks are a far more seamless transition between 1st and 2nd teamers.

Not to forget Kolisi, Etzebeth, Lood, Sacha and more didn’t even featured in these two wins vs England and Scotland.

[Tau e Tshehadi @D_Molatoli]

Acting Justice of the Constitutional Court Tembeka Ngcukaitobi, uJola, explaining his choice to keep his hair natural and uncombed. The man singlehandedly revolutionized the courts to recognize his Africanness. Huge respect for him.