Garth Merkeley

One quarter of @thehotthespians. Actor, writer, graphic designer @SmerkDesign

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@leftcoastbabe @DecodingFoxNews @paulg It’s good that they also offer a true crime category, to offset all the made up crime coverage.

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@DorinTheOld @jkenney Oooof. Where does one even start with something like this. You need a new media diet, sir. You’ve been subsisting on sugar and poison.

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@wickedmovie Wasn’t the point of this song that you shouldn’t dance through life and that you should actually have convictions you stand behind?

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@CityNewsTO “2029”

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@Comunitynots @bestofstarwar That’s exactly what they did. That save tons of money by just having Pedro pascal do voice over only (and one perfunctory face scene per season/movie).

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@ctvqp As we all know, after Quebec had their referendum, they never talked about separation ever again. 😌 Good call Danielle. We all know oxygen kills growing fires. 👍

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@EricONCA YES!!! I’ve been saying this (to myself under my breath) for YEARS!

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@nick0se @TheMahsaRajabi lol. Me too. Weird seeing my building in the wild on Twitter.

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@EdwardLawrence @PollTracker2024

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@ThatMetGirl @weathernetwork

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@MKBHD @DurvidImel @ChristianSelig In a good way or a bad way??

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@CityNewsTO An iconically American company pushing into Canada right now?

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@PpollingNumbers These polls are literally just name recognition surveys at this point.

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@YoungStreete @CTVNews @resaleTOhomes “My owner keeps trying to give me my heart-worm medication despite me clearly disliking it and spitting it out, and yet he remains heavily focused on giving it to me. At some point he’s going to have to re-assess his bias against heart-worm and face reality.”

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@Mv_4u Good lord. Don’t watch any of these if you’re feeling lonely! Especially All of Us Strangers!

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@Norm_Ally12 @MatinaStevis @LeighCl68689106 I hope you are able to have fleeting moments of self awareness in which you fully appreciate how utterly depressing and pitiful it is that you log in to post shit like this for zero likes and then pat yourself on the back and go “Yep. Owned the libs today.”

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@GayleWyndham @YouGov Or maybe the country of highly educated people understand something you don’t? Doesn’t that seem more likely?

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@FrankLuntz @YouGov @ajlamesa According to Nanos.

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@Beepit81 @YouGov Except our literal head of state.

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@JulesAP011 @YouGov You’re getting a little pedantic about this. We all get that Canada is not literally in Europe. If anyone is considering this it’s because there are more important reasons involved that supersede a super literal interpretation of geography.