keafkiller

LIGHT IS INVISIBLE 🫥 🫥 🫥

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

Now it's the time😁😁😁

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

@GOtvUganda @GOtvUganda can I be helped to pay my subscription right now cause it's not going through

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

This messi level of success reminds me of the 2010s music era, cause n!ggas back then attached every good musician to illuminati, and now ever since 2022 everything messi wins is rigged, what atime to live😋😋😋

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

Can God do something about the bigger problems in the world instead?🥺🫤🫤

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

Having money is heavenly, people be smiling for whatever you say

[OLAMIDE 🌸💖 @Olamide0fficial]

“I am a great business man, if I say I want to manage you guys, you are going to make a lot of money”

- Wizkid 😂

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

Put your world cup on the table

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

How?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: An Italian woman has revealed horrifying DMs from Atletico Madrid player Matteo Ruggeri.

• The video shows Ruggeri paying women to send him blasphemous and racist voice messages insulting Black people and other minorities in a sensual voice.

• He then masturbat*d to them, recorded himself, and sent the audio back.

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

@amenya_nelson That's why he's the GOAT

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The laws of physics I created do not apply to Lionel Messi.

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

Don't be surprised if Cristiano starts taking goal kicks 😁😁😁

[Akramz @Akramz_Jnr]

One thing this World Cup has done for Africa is reducing theft because now we are awake at the prime hours of 2am and 4am and that affects your boyfriend’s economic activities.

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

@oscar_irvin1 My goat 🐐🐐🐐 got you stressed out😂😂😂

[Somi Kenneth @somi_ken]

Unfortunately, I have to admit that I have not done my best. My current situation is a direct consequence of my incompetence. I suck at doing this life thing.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

I'm scared bro,
Those unsuccessful old men tried their best too

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

@bobiwine. You raised the bar so high, am giving up at 25yrs (this is your fault)

[Brayo🇺🇬 @Ntalebrian22]

Bobi wine at 26.

No Ugandan has ever done it.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

17yrs, and he is a journalist? Damn, you can't guess what 17 year olds be doing in my country😭😭😭

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🥺💙 A full-circle moment for this young Manchester City fan:

• Back in 2016, a 7-year-old Manchester City fan named Braydon found himself sharing a taxi with Pep Guardiola on the Spaniard's first days at the club

• During the ride, Braydon looked at Pep and confidently said: "You're going to win everything with City!"

• Pep's response was simple: "We'll try."

• 10 years later, Braydon is now 17 and working as a journalist. At Pep's farewell, he got one last photo with the manager who defined an era.

From Pep's first day to his last, Braydon's prediction proved to be spot on: Premier League titles. FA Cups. Champions League, and many more! 🏆

[Drizzy @Drake]

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

It has been brought to my attention that the phrase ‘was it a cat I saw’, reads the same backwards and forwards.

[keafkiller @GMkeaf]

25yrs old, never experienced 5g internet, never been on a train, never seen a transition of government. Fvck this life experimental laboratory called uganda